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20 extremely funny jokes, again taken straight from Odessa!
Sixty four million six hundred twenty eight thousand one hundred thirty one
Odessa has become the source of humor and funny dialogues. Site invites the reader to get acquainted with the unique wit of these wonderful people by reading 20 fresh anecdotes! — Solomon Markovich, how is your son in school?
— Already better... But still go to PTA meetings under an assumed name.
Ninety two million sixty thousand seven hundred eight
— Sarah M., tell, citizen Rabinovich have declined to cohabit?
— Yes, five times and still bowed bowed two times.
— It was perverted, or cruel?
— And what do you think of the five times he did it only two or is it still not cruel?!
Forty four million seven hundred seven thousand two hundred ninety eight
— Celia Markovna, please! Close the curtains when changing!
— Sho?
— And then! At the Transfiguration, the tube, trams can't go, so many investigators for you!
Thirty nine million seven hundred nine thousand eight hundred seventeen
Two Odessa girlfriend:
— Verochka, how I hate irresponsible men!
— Sho happened?
— Well, if said Shaw to the eighth trip, why the seventh still to come!
Two million two hundred eighty five thousand six hundred twenty five
One person calls the HR Department of the Institute:
— You Jews work?
— Take!
— Where do you get them?
Three million six hundred seventeen thousand one hundred eighteen
— Hello, Sam? At home, we have a very strong smell of gas... I'm afraid I'll explode!
— Lucy, calm down! Light a candle and pray.
Ninety five million five hundred twenty four thousand two hundred twenty eight
— Lev Moiseevich, — the policeman asks the driver, — have you been drinking?
— Ask: "have You been drinking?"And even if someone asked if I had!
Twenty one million seven hundred twenty six thousand twenty five
— Rose, OK, here's the recipe: take three eggs…
Yeah, write: two eggs.
— Rosette, write three! The recipe was five!
Sixty one million four hundred seventeen thousand six hundred ninety eight
— Monya, before the wedding, I want you to confess all their sins!
— Sara, please, you a week ago admitted!
Still have fresh data.
Thirty eight million three hundred sixteen thousand eight hundred fifteen
— Solomon, I'm fat!
— And how you determined that you're fat?
I can't get into my old closet.
— My God, The Sofa! Well, buy a bigger one!
Fifty eight million nine hundred one thousand five hundred seventy six
Odessa Privoz.
— Shaw, you have now a flounder so flat!
After the more take, Madam! It will elegantly blend in with your bust!
Two million eight hundred thirty one thousand eight hundred seventy two
Grandmother Sarah loved Skype:
— No, you will finally see, what a thing. And it seems we have guests, and feeding is not necessary.
Eighty five million nine hundred eighty nine thousand seven hundred sixty eight
— Well, as Sara in bed?
Still fit!
Seventy two million nine hundred twenty five thousand nineteen
— Rose, I suggest You hand and heart!
— Oh, Mona! It's all anatomy! Still when specific actions will be?
Forty four million nine hundred sixty nine thousand two hundred ninety
Young man walking on Deribasovskaya street, and meet him by the old lady.
— Grandmother, please tell me how to get to the hospital?
— Oh, you're looking at him! Tell me again, "grandma" — and immediately there will be!
Thirty one million three hundred ninety two thousand ninety four
Privoz in Odessa.
— Madam, and change?
— You Shaw, here for the surrender came?
— No.
Is that still and go without change!
Fifty three million five hundred fifty thousand six hundred thirteen
Rosa Markovna after the next divorce.
— Sophie, it's terrible!
— Sho happened?
— The passport only three men left! After the whole head broke, so wisely spend!
Sixty nine million two hundred seventy eight thousand nine hundred forty one
Courtyard Odessa. Yakov Moiseevich shouts from the balcony:
— Sam, did take in hand with the backside of my daughter!
— But she loves it.
I don't like!
I'm on your not put a…
Five million five hundred six thousand six hundred forty three
— Sam, have you ever talked to your little Sarah, what do you think of her?
— And then! Want a scar on my head show?
Four million nine hundred seventy five thousand twenty four
— Fima, I found your stash and all of her pulled at the restaurant, will still be a lesson to you — it is something from me to hide!
— Sonia, do not worry, I'm on a new coat saved…
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Odessa has become the source of humor and funny dialogues. Site invites the reader to get acquainted with the unique wit of these wonderful people by reading 20 fresh anecdotes! — Solomon Markovich, how is your son in school?
— Already better... But still go to PTA meetings under an assumed name.
Ninety two million sixty thousand seven hundred eight
— Sarah M., tell, citizen Rabinovich have declined to cohabit?
— Yes, five times and still bowed bowed two times.
— It was perverted, or cruel?
— And what do you think of the five times he did it only two or is it still not cruel?!
Forty four million seven hundred seven thousand two hundred ninety eight
— Celia Markovna, please! Close the curtains when changing!
— Sho?
— And then! At the Transfiguration, the tube, trams can't go, so many investigators for you!
Thirty nine million seven hundred nine thousand eight hundred seventeen
Two Odessa girlfriend:
— Verochka, how I hate irresponsible men!
— Sho happened?
— Well, if said Shaw to the eighth trip, why the seventh still to come!
Two million two hundred eighty five thousand six hundred twenty five
One person calls the HR Department of the Institute:
— You Jews work?
— Take!
— Where do you get them?
Three million six hundred seventeen thousand one hundred eighteen
— Hello, Sam? At home, we have a very strong smell of gas... I'm afraid I'll explode!
— Lucy, calm down! Light a candle and pray.
Ninety five million five hundred twenty four thousand two hundred twenty eight
— Lev Moiseevich, — the policeman asks the driver, — have you been drinking?
— Ask: "have You been drinking?"And even if someone asked if I had!
Twenty one million seven hundred twenty six thousand twenty five
— Rose, OK, here's the recipe: take three eggs…
Yeah, write: two eggs.
— Rosette, write three! The recipe was five!
Sixty one million four hundred seventeen thousand six hundred ninety eight
— Monya, before the wedding, I want you to confess all their sins!
— Sara, please, you a week ago admitted!
Still have fresh data.
Thirty eight million three hundred sixteen thousand eight hundred fifteen
— Solomon, I'm fat!
— And how you determined that you're fat?
I can't get into my old closet.
— My God, The Sofa! Well, buy a bigger one!
Fifty eight million nine hundred one thousand five hundred seventy six
Odessa Privoz.
— Shaw, you have now a flounder so flat!
After the more take, Madam! It will elegantly blend in with your bust!
Two million eight hundred thirty one thousand eight hundred seventy two
Grandmother Sarah loved Skype:
— No, you will finally see, what a thing. And it seems we have guests, and feeding is not necessary.
Eighty five million nine hundred eighty nine thousand seven hundred sixty eight
— Well, as Sara in bed?
Still fit!
Seventy two million nine hundred twenty five thousand nineteen
— Rose, I suggest You hand and heart!
— Oh, Mona! It's all anatomy! Still when specific actions will be?
Forty four million nine hundred sixty nine thousand two hundred ninety
Young man walking on Deribasovskaya street, and meet him by the old lady.
— Grandmother, please tell me how to get to the hospital?
— Oh, you're looking at him! Tell me again, "grandma" — and immediately there will be!
Thirty one million three hundred ninety two thousand ninety four
Privoz in Odessa.
— Madam, and change?
— You Shaw, here for the surrender came?
— No.
Is that still and go without change!
Fifty three million five hundred fifty thousand six hundred thirteen
Rosa Markovna after the next divorce.
— Sophie, it's terrible!
— Sho happened?
— The passport only three men left! After the whole head broke, so wisely spend!
Sixty nine million two hundred seventy eight thousand nine hundred forty one
Courtyard Odessa. Yakov Moiseevich shouts from the balcony:
— Sam, did take in hand with the backside of my daughter!
— But she loves it.
I don't like!
I'm on your not put a…
Five million five hundred six thousand six hundred forty three
— Sam, have you ever talked to your little Sarah, what do you think of her?
— And then! Want a scar on my head show?
Four million nine hundred seventy five thousand twenty four
— Fima, I found your stash and all of her pulled at the restaurant, will still be a lesson to you — it is something from me to hide!
— Sonia, do not worry, I'm on a new coat saved…
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Students pecked their noses at lectures. But the teacher said that everyone woke up!