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15 Odessa sparkling anecdotes, from which you will cry with laughter
Site offers the reader a selection of wonderful anecdotes from Odessa. - Can you imagine Yasha, yesterday went to his mistress a visit. But we still gathered under the covers, her husband comes to me ... Well, rosette, and says: "Jora, quickly take this one iron and ironed it's underwear." Taki two o'clock I stroked the linen.
Then his friend begins to smile:
- Zhora, you were not accidentally on Deribasovskaya corner of Richelieu? 29, apartment 6?
-. Yes
- Taki's me day before yesterday all the linen perestiral
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- You Sho, Izzy, go immediately to the salty face? Shoto happened?
- Did so: Rosa found on my shirt trace of lipstick ...
- It gembel
! - Taki yet what ... The third day of walking after me: "I want the same!»
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Odessa. Privoz.
Talk two friend.
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- Rose Markovna I heard sho you did, Dodik married her! Well, as you daughter?
- And sho I can tell you ... Taki higher education, cook, good work, accurate, sews, knits ... In general, viper viper
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- Sarah and Shaw vie
so sad? - That I thought that my Izzy - the keeper of the family hearth ...
- And he sho
? - And it turns out, his poker two fire ruffled !!!
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On Deribasovskaya meet two ladies:
- Sarochka, you do not notice
? - No, what
? - I was in a beauty salon
. - And sho .. It was closed
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The announcement in the newspaper Odessa: "The woman in the juice is looking for a good juicer»
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- My Sarochka perfect hearing. She even hears my card money comes
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- Rosette, I realized that I was still time to change something in my life
! - And Shaw now? You sit on the television and you will be playing on the couch?
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- Monya, I gave your jeans
our neighbor. - This is in honor of what ?!
- Well, they still do not liked
. - So sho ?! Let's give the neighbor is now your mother.
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Rosa L., habit, try something out of themselves to build, but the gates were no longer the same ...
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Sarah says to her husband:
- Abraham, we need to buy curtains in the bathroom, in front of the hostel, the young guys can spy
. - Why do the extra costs? They will see you again and buy yourself curtains!
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- Senya, sho you run around like an idiot with that flyswatter
? - Rose, do not bother me mine! I killed five still flies ... Three males and two females!
- I beg you! How did you know ?!
- A sho here to learn? Three - in the jar with beer, and two - on the phone ...
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Little Izzy sits on a bench and eating candy from a large package. To him comes good uncle and said:
- Boy, do you know that candy is harmfully. Potolsteesh and yellow teeth will be.
- And my grandfather lived to be 106 years
. - And, every day he ate the candy
? - No, he would not climb no their job
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Five-year Sofochka moan:
- Mom, Mom, can you give me candy
? - Can
. - And still we wait sho
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On the date Rabinowitz asks Sarah:
- You probably love to draw
? - Yes, Yasha, and how did you know
? - According to the eyebrows seen
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