Odessa look at family life. 20 jokes with maritime flair.

Odessa - a city with a special atmosphere. Here live the unique people who have a unique view of life. Humorous indigenous inhabitants of Odessa can be genuinely envy! After all, such an attitude towards life brings to the daily life of new paint. And all the family problems and small quarrel is much easier to move with humor.

Edition Ofigenno.cc has prepared another collection of Odessa jokes. Look to family life through the eyes of citizens of Odessa.

Itzik yells at Rose:
- Idiёtka! You idiёtka!
Rose replied calmly:
- Correctly! Have married the king, the queen would be! B>

- Tsilechka, expensive, and this soup is not exactly spoiled?
- Zalman, eat, do not worry, tomorrow still off ...

- little Sophie, you're always doing my nerves ... Why should I wait for you so long?
- Yoshiko, I beg you, you sho do not know? I like to be the long-awaited ...



- Mom, Loew said to me yesterday that I am the most intelligent and smart girl in Odessa. Maybe we should invite him home?
- No way! Let him continue to think so. B>

Old Jew filed for divorce. The judge asks him:
- Moses Markovic! You 80 years, you are 55 years of marriage ... Shaw is you so impatient?
- You know, Shaw does this parazitka when I fall asleep?
- Well, sho she does?
- It puts my teeth and eat garlic!

- Sam, is it true that you Benya waylaid in the woods and filled his face for sho you slept with his wife?
- That sho for wood? So, a dozen trees. B>



- Of course, you would never have married a girl from the money, Moishe?
- Of course, Fima. But on the other hand, it is not good, so she remained an old maid because of the fact that she has the money. B>

Rabinovich couple watching a horror movie. Go the most terrible shots, terrible monsters appear ... The wife pressed her husband and whispers:
- Mommy!
Husband:
- Taki learned, yes?

- Fira, why do not you wear your belt for weight loss?
- He became my small ...



Intelligent Odessa family. Evening. The wife of the third hour of playing the cello. Male, looking up from the magazine:
- Well, Lilechka, stop! We'll buy these Italian boots! B>

Die old Jew. Weak voice asked:
- My wife is next?
- Yes, dear.
- Children here?
- Yes, Daddy.
- And my grandchildren?
- Here we are, Grandpa!
- Then someone lit the light in the kitchen?

- Haim, say, your rose dangerously ill.
- Yes, it hurts. But it is dangerous only when healthy. B>



Reminder in a closet in a Jewish home: "Do not just sit there, think of anything».

- Monia, I gave your jeans to our neighbor ...
- This is in honor of what ?!
- Well, they still do not like you ...
- So Shaw? Let's give up the neighbor is now your mother ...

Odessa. Man on Starokon market eyeing budgie:
- And will these parrots Twitter? A talk?
- Young man! You asked me, and I'll tell you the same. Are you married?
- Well, yes, of course ...
- And you little? B>



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