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Language Odessites difficult to confuse with any other dialect. Many linguists even allocate it in a separate "Odessa language." The language of eternal youth. "Such is the language of Odessa, filled with languages ​​all over the world, prepared in Greek, Polish sauce. And with all this Odessans assert that they speak "in Russian" ... "- V. Doroshevich

Odessa dialect appeared in the first third of the XIX century, when the speech of Odessa, a major trading port of international importance, has a strong impact especially the French, Greek, Italian, Ukrainian languages. During the XIX century, increased the influence of the Yiddish language, due to the growth of the Jewish population. In XX century, thanks to the platform, and media specific Odessa reprimand and local expression became known far outside Odessa.





You go, thank God, or remains, God forbid? I have you to say something ... Oh, do not persuade me, and so I agree! He became arrogant, like a traffic cop with a prestigious crossroads. I respect you, but have forgotten what! Well, you look at this patriot at my expense! Shaw live so badly - current bag in one hand? For you, it is to throw! He took died in the midst of a full health! You sho, quarreled with brains ??? - Semotchka, why do not you ask me how I am living?
- Rosette, how are you?
- Oh, do not even ask! Well, you buy or you forget me forever? Schaz I'll make you a scandal and it will be fun. Dear tenants! Have a conscience, dispose of garbage in the neighboring yard! Fima, do not comb my nerves ... Comrade! You are disturbing me impressed! In Odessa Tram: - Madam, I have your foot in the throat become Sho ... do you want from my life? Already sit and do not ask questions ... in-law - it is a foreign body in the house ... Do you have the money to behave this way? Yasha, look at what her hip song! Senya, not beige so quickly, and then, God forbid, catch up with your heart attack. Man, you tulites ahead of me? You are not standing. Small Borenka never shouted at the store children's toys:
- Buy-buy-buy!
He began with some abstract themes. For example:
- Dad, your childhood, too, was heavy and joyless? Do not take me to the place where the back ends his noble title! Ta I do not need to do the nerves, they have someone to spoil. I do not want to upset you, but I'm fine. You sho, hurry sooner than I ?! - Sam, you and your roses happy?
- But where to go? Smile ... tomorrow will be worse ... I myself know, and you yourself think that you want. - Well, why some unfortunate pants you sewed me a month ?! God has the world in seven days created, and then - trousers - a month! ..
- Ha, a young man ... you look the same to the world - and you look at those pants! .. - Solomon, how much will the family of eight?
- And we sell or buy? Now you tell it here in all seriousness? Without risking anything? No, you just start to like me! Do not do mine pregnant head! I still feel ashamed to walk with you on a Odessa! I am ready to listen to you for your request. I am a creative person - I wish I do, I want to vytvoryayu. I Schaub You forgot how I remember you! By tram:
- You next vihodite?
- I go out.
- And in front of you people vihodyat?
- Get out!
- And they vie spgashivali?
- Asked !!!
- Well, sho they told you? - Sarah, I do not dare to object!
- Abramchik, I do not mind. I am silent.
- Then take away from the view of your face! - Rose Moiseevna, how old are you?
- That every year in different ways! - Sarochka, you do not regret that for Zyamu married?
- Well I'm not a man? Well, sorry for him, of course. Odessa. Deribasovskaya. As it rushes lather intellectual. Jumping to Odessits:
- You do not know where the mail?
- I know. And why did she tell you?
- I want to send money to his parents in Moscow.
- Come with me.
- No! I do not know you!
- Do not be afraid, come with me!
- No! No way! You fool me!
- Well, if you are from Moscow, I'll tell you in Russian: Come on em> with me! I'll show you where the mail! Two from Odessa:
- Rose, how do you like my new dress?
- I'm sorry, Sarah, I'm in a hurry, I is not up to the scandals! - Or do you think you sho not too late? So I'll tell you sho did so. - Boris! Do not hit so hard Izya! Sweat! - Moshe, when you are not at home, the neighbors say about you is! ..
- Oh, when I was not at home, so I do not even let them beat! - Can you tell me, how much is this meat?
- Why do not you tell ?! You and I did fight? - Madam Trachtenberg, your little Sophie is getting married?
- Yes, little by little. - Benny, I hear you're getting married!
- Nevertheless, yes!
- And how do you your future wife?
- Oh, how many people, so many opinions. Mother like, I do not!

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