Edition Site Odessa loves jokes! And you? - Tsilechka and what you feed her husband ?
- What do we eat, and the feed
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- Nahum Izrailevich, you are living beyond your means !
- There is nothing complicated about it. It is difficult to find a means by which one can live.
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- Celia, what do vie?
- The same can be engaged in a respectable married woman at 10pm ?! I sit it.
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- Sonya, I would have, of course, asked how things were going ...
But you do not shut up then ...
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- I think I sho yet reached financial stability !
- It's like ?
- There was no money, it is not, and does not seem to be
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Odessa railway station, ad:
- To meet the train from Bryansk! Your train is delayed. Can a passenger is found from Tula. There, too, people are traveling, they will be pleased!
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Rabinovitch holds a meeting:
- Who is the fastest to make a plan, get me a chocolate !
- Chief, the salary would be ...
- Begins! I already bought chocolates!
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Zhora, sho you again so nervous? Wee tried to put the puzzle elements of the 3000? We tried it, but does not add up? Here! A ve still want shtoby life easily folds!
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- Monya, sho vie think for people who are running around in the morning ?
- I still think, Bob, Shaw they have a very uncomfortable sofa
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- Monya, you will have a minute to talk about the meaning of life ?
- No .
- Then let's go the short way. Want a drink?
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According to the constitution, Semyon Markovich had the right to work. But I try not to abuse them.
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- Faina Yakovlevna, how would you describe your life in a nutshell ?
- What
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- On the first-second in Hebrew pay off!
- I support ...
- I'm tired ...
- I can not ...
- I do not permit my mother !
- Calculating finished
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Visiting tourists Odessits says:
- I'm so like Odessa humor !
- I beg of you! Is humor ?! All humor Jews were taken during emigration! One was laughing ...