The Odessa jokes is a delicate mix of humor, wisdom and that special view of the world that we love this city so much. Hello, Semyon Abramovich! How's life?
— In life, of course, is not enough, but the funeral, thank God, we also can not afford.
Man, you sho so matzo these tomatoes? This is not your wife!
If I had their matzoh as his wife, you would now be traded in tomato juice!
— Bob, what are you doing?
— Learn Braille for the blind.
Why? You have eye drops?
— No, I want to save on electricity.
— You don't know why Rabinovich lives in such luxury?
— Due to lack of evidence.
— Asya Markovna, what can you say about your son-in-law?
— It looks like a plane on the earth are from him absolutely no good.
There are still 2 kinds of women. On the 1st look and think: "I do not drink so much".
And the 2nd: "I can't earn".
Odessa, message Board:
"Aunt Fira with Moldovanki for a very inexpensive ready to promote you as a man among his many friends."
How much for these coat for my Sarocky?
— It will cost you 3000 euros.
Wait, somehow this is all wrong. Let's do it slowly.
— It will cost...
— Exactly! It will cost!
Odessa is a very cultural city. Exhibitionists here, even before you open the cloak, warned: "I'm awfully sorry, but it is still worth a look!"
— Hello! The police! I was trying to Rob!
— Solomon Moiseevich, it's you again? If a customer requests a discount of 5% is not considered a robbery!
Odessa, the beach, the announcement:
"Women are forbidden to sunbathe Topless! But not every bottom is a stand.
— Sam, your wife is a fool!
— Moishe, would you silently envy?!
Madame Fishman, looking at the wedding procession:
— Well, another carried the dishes to wash...
— Doctor, you know, my nose is stuffed up!
— Oh, I beg you! I laid flat, and you are funny with your snot!
As said aunt Celia, not in money happiness! But with money you can afford to be miserable anywhere when anywhere and with anyone...