Still 20 anecdotes shoby you have ceased to have this languid face and laughed!

The website tells Jewish jokes! Passenger middle-aged makes a remark to the Odessa taxi driver:
— You might not have to go careful? I got eight children!
The driver, without turning round:
Ha! Eight?! And you say you for me care?

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Rosa Markovna came to her friend to cry on for his life.
Laughed until the morning.

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— Rabbi, is it possible to get married in the forties?
— You can, but better — in the thirty and more.

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— Your mom, Tsilechka? To hell?! I told?..
And hell-what is wrong?!!

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— Sophie, do you know how to improve the taste and quality of water?
— No, rose-like? To install the filter?
We have to put in her homemade chicken and put on the gas!

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Bed, how are you?
— Yes, a complete W**and...
— Shaw, in addition to the problems with the figure, anything new?

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— Yasha, where are you from?
— From Baden-Baden. And you, Jora?
— I'm from the Zhmerinka-Zhmerinka!

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Says Sarah M., a smart woman the man on his neck almost feels...

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— Zalman, did you hear what night there was a thunderstorm?
— No, I Rose and spoke.

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A group of Israeli climbers successfully bypassed Everest.

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Odessa. Announcement:
"Married a beautiful, intelligent man wants a little presentsa!"

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— Rabinovich, why are you not married?
— I'm monogamous. I loved the port wine 30 years ago, so still love him.

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— Mona Shaw Vee have to say for Abram?
— Oh, Abram, I know the bad with the good...

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In the Odessa family. This morning over Breakfast:
— SEMA, drink kefir, Schaub you died, you need to get better!

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— Fima, V. to be slender! Sho you eat?
— That too, well, sho and You, rose, current on half a bucket less...

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— Rose! I still think you're wrong.
— Oh, Fima! I'm begging you! Count.

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— Yasha, you know, say Shaw from diarrhea helps carrots...
— Monya, I hesitate to ask — in what way?

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— Sophie, you're like a bullet!
— Shaw: I hit it in the heart, hit on the wallet and empty brain?
— TA ne-e-e just a fool...

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— Fima! You wife cheating?
— And who else?

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— Sarah, and did not dare to contradict me!
— Aronchik, I don't object. I'll keep quiet.
Then get the opinions off your face!

via factroom.ru