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15 pearls and toddlers dialogue, on which it is impossible not to smile
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Site publishes a selection of children's statements, which the parents have shared on the network. Just enjoy. The bus man gave way to a woman. And I have the following dialogue took place with a three-year daughter:
- Mom, why uncle gave way
? - Because he's a man
. - And the other uncle's tired of being men
? You should have seen the proud man's face!
***
Today son (6 years old) came over and said:
- Life has no meaning
. I ask:
- Why
Answer:
- The teeth fell out ... Who am I now needs
? ***
I feed Rada (2 years 8 months) with spoons and persuade:
- Well, let's for my mother, for the Innu
! Daughter chewed for five minutes, I say it again:
- Come on now for a Luba
! Radmila, pointing at his mouth still full, says:
- Wait. There's still Inna.
***
Kate was 2 years old - a nice period property, when all 'mine' - my pot, my dad, my toys, etc. Walk with dad in the backyard... Dad teases her:
- My tree
! - No-oo, it's my tree
! - My shop
! - No-oo, it's my shop
! - My hydropower plant! - And waits as docha respond to the difficult and unfamiliar word
. Katya thought and thought, and careless, so responsible:
- And I do not need it and
! ***
My sister was 4 years old. It is a long time listening to the debate mom and dad, and then he says: "Father, do as you want, but only as my mother said»
. ***
My sister fell in kindergarten and hit the elbow. She sits in the car and said:
- Today I fell and did not cry! Mom, I'm ready to give birth!
***
Dima (3 years 9 months) unwraps a piece of candy.
- Dim, shared with me
? - No. I can not!
- Why
With a satisfied look:
- Because I -
meanie! - Is it well - be greedy
? - N-oo-oo ... - dozhёvyvaya candy - bad
! ***
- Mom, what is this soup ?!
- Pickle. Eat.
- I do not feel
cucumbers. - Well, that's the same swim
. I hear - crying
. - What happened
? - They do not swim! They do not move!
***
Check hearing by a doctor in the clinic. The doctor whispered:
- Sweet
. Seva (3 years), also in a whisper:
- I can not - allergic ...
***
Son (5 years), bathed, walked out of the shower stall, and cried: "Mom, I bathed!". Then, more quietly, I look in the mirror: "First - I washed, and then - I shaved, then - I got married," - sighs - "And life will pass ...»
***
The store gave the surrender of today and the Five dropped. I say small:
- Bunny, lift, please
. Then the man next to lifts and gives me with the words:
- Of course, I do not ... Bunny
Minor, so indignantly:
- Why then raised
? ***
In the morning we go to stop Vanya am (3 years 3 months) on the hands:
- Mom, what
? - Wan, calm down, and me so hard
! - Mom, what
? - Wan, leave me alone with your questions, sit down in a minibus, ask
. - Mom, why are you not wearing my shoes
! ***
The child brings from kindergarten unfamiliar machine toy. I ask:
- Where did you get the machine
? - And ... that we have changed ... Vova
- Vova gave you a car, and you gave him that
? Thinking answers:
- By his neck gave ...
***
The family are waiting for the addition. Lisa (5 years) asks his mother:
- And what have you got the stomach more and more
? - Ate watermelon seed swallowed, now my belly is growing new watermelon! - Responsible mother
. Lisa narrows his eyes and rests his hands on his hips:
- And if you're pregnant, darling
? ***
I ask Vityusha:
- You keep the house any animals
anything? Proudly responsible:
- Hold on! Cat and frozen mackerel!
***
Son, stroking a cat muzzle on playing saying: "Musenka, you know, in the human world, women with mustaches are not very much and appreciated!»
via funstories.lol/2016/08/8863/
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