15 children's gems, which will lead adults in confusion

It is sometimes interesting to listen to what children say: their view of the world is very different from ours. Sometimes they give out things that we would never have come to mind, but with such a serious face - that it is possible to lose the power of speech
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< Website gathered brilliant children pearl that their parents are happy to share on the web.

Natasha (3 years):
- Mom, why do not you give me anywhere
? - And where you have to give
? Responsible happily:
! - Or marry or to the ballet
- Daughter (7 years) watching Animal Planet and asks, "Mom, what kind of animal - volunteers?» < /
  - Getting ready for school. I ask a son (6, 5 years):
    - What is the hard work, Kostik
    ? - This is where it is difficult to love, yes
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    - Timokha (2 years) for a long time sitting on the pot. I:
      - Tim, what's
      ? -. Well
      - You pokakal
      ? - No
      . - And then what "good»
      ? ! - Well, I'm in the world of live
    - «Mom, thank you very much been on health»
    - A child looks the performance of an opera singer, and says: "And we used in the garden as Orem. we were criticized ... »
      - At the table, Dana served bread and ask:
        - What do you say
        ? - Oils
        
        «Mom, tie me to the apron, I dishes will be washed!»
        
        - And we Danila today we are fighting! He beat me, but I - it
        - Why are you fighting
        ? - We are fighting for the top spot for good behavior
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        Synulya a month before the New Year gives me: "Mom, you still do not buy that candy - Coast teeth»
        Gosh (3, 5 years) is sick.. Comes doctor:
        - Well, gosh, and how you managed to get sick
        ? Gosh very efficiently:
        - My mother, too, would like to know it
        Mom a child -. Naive and inexperienced as a rookie in the army. Mother of two children - calm and confident as demobilization. Mother of three children - a SWAT
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        15 bright children
        pearls
        17 sparkling gems children
        
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