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15 children's beads on which we laughed to tears
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Children due to the fact that are just beginning to explore the world and the essence of things, think outside the box. Sometimes this results in funny things that family and relatives remembered with a smile for years to come.
< Website has collected a new batch of sparkling gems of children whose parents have shared on the network, and wish you good mood! < br>
- The son fell asleep on the couch, and my father decided to shift it to the crib. He took care in his arms, and his sleep sonny:
- Put it where took- I collect her son for a walk, shoes, decided to accelerate the process to help:
. - Come on foot
. The son leg raises, it seems to me that it is not that. I speak:
- Let other
! He gives another. I understand that the first time he was right back to him:
- Let other
! Son surprised looks around, shrugs and says:
- And there is no longer- Check the hearing in the clinic!. The doctor whispered:
- Sweet
. Seva (3 years), also in a whisper:
- I can not: allergy ...- Vovka 3 years. Dad smokes on the balcony. Vovk waiting for him at the door. Frowned house edge. Comes Dad:
- What's the matter, son
? - Dad, smoking is harmful
? -. Harmful, son
- Dad, do you smoke
? - Yes, son
. - Dad, you're a fool- -? Dad, you still grow
? - No, son
. - And why did you eat- RPG?. Masha somewhere around 2 years. Mom we goat, Masha, of course, kid. The unsuspecting dad enters the room and hear the voice of the daughter of the team:
- Goat! Pour juice!
You should have seen his eyes ...- Odessa. On the balcony overlooking mom and shouts:
- Arkady! Home!
The boy raises his head and shouts back:
- I froze up
? - No! Do you want to eat!- The child is 3 years old, going on the bus. Standing next to the grandfather with a child begins to talk:
- And where are we going with my mother
? - To deduske
. - And what do you get there with my grandfather I do
? - Vodka booze
! Dumb ... Loud laughter mom. Had all standing around to explain that they go only to paint the boat to the grandfather.- son was 6 years old. Carefully looking at manicure educators.
- Olga, do you have such long nails ...
- Yes. Like it?
- Like. Probably, climb trees well- The Pope:.
- All sit in the car. Let's go, let's go!
Son, 5 years old, puzzled:
- Dad, why such a hurry- Daughters of 5 years?. It comes from the garden upset. The first lesson in reading. The child does not work.
- Fool, I'm a fool! - Almost crying my child, standing in front of a mirror
. Then suddenly subsides, I think ... and has already quietly say:
- But beautiful ...- In the garden there Vova in fighting girlfriend - Masha. Friendships with the nursery.
This morning wake her son. Does not react. I pull together a blanket and gently tickle the heel.
Vovk in his sleep with a smile:
- Well, Ma-a-asa-ah ..- In the shop today to hit back, and fell five!. I say small:
- Bunny, lift, please
. Then the man next to lifts and gives me with the words:
- Of course, I do not ... Bunny
The son was indignant:
- Why then raised- I send before dinner son, 3-year, to wash your hands?. Worth and keeps your hands under running water. I speak:
- My hands, their three
. He looked at me like I was abnormal:
-. Two of their- Go to the nine-year son, holding hands. Towards the familiar:
- Such a big boy, and all with her mother on the handle go
. Gregory, looking into my eyes, said loudly:
- Mom, her children are grown, so she is jealous! You do not worry: I'll still kiss now!
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- Go to the nine-year son, holding hands. Towards the familiar:
- I send before dinner son, 3-year, to wash your hands?. Worth and keeps your hands under running water. I speak:
- In the shop today to hit back, and fell five!. I say small:
- In the garden there Vova in fighting girlfriend - Masha. Friendships with the nursery.
- Daughters of 5 years?. It comes from the garden upset. The first lesson in reading. The child does not work.
- The Pope:.
- son was 6 years old. Carefully looking at manicure educators.
- The child is 3 years old, going on the bus. Standing next to the grandfather with a child begins to talk:
- Odessa. On the balcony overlooking mom and shouts:
- RPG?. Masha somewhere around 2 years. Mom we goat, Masha, of course, kid. The unsuspecting dad enters the room and hear the voice of the daughter of the team:
- -? Dad, you still grow
- Vovka 3 years. Dad smokes on the balcony. Vovk waiting for him at the door. Frowned house edge. Comes Dad:
- Check the hearing in the clinic!. The doctor whispered:
- I collect her son for a walk, shoes, decided to accelerate the process to help:
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