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What are the kids saying? Yes about everything! Not a day goes by without the child uttered the phrase, which turns conventional notions of life turned on its head.The website
has collected children's cues that raise a smile and guaranteed to lift your spirits.
- Asked yesterday son, 6 years old:
— Why do you punish the teacher?
— What was so funny that even when you couldn't stop?
— I can't remember! I have a bad memory, but a sense of humor is good.
- — Mom, we have a dog adopted?
— Why is "reception"?
— Well, you're not her birth mother! So, each of the.
- Cooked steamed vegetables. Put The Mache. The one I tried, the plate pushed in and says:
— Mommy, this is delicious, you have me all better prepare! More is not ready...
- Today ask your son 5 years:
— Do you want a brother?
— What does it do?
— Well it is small such going to babysit him in the stroller to roll.
Yeah! He will have a stroller and I don't have!!!
— Well, it's small, and you're an adult.
— Mom, don't jerk me around, buy me a bike!
- My daughter never wants to wear a dress. Ask:
— Tell me a secret — why?!
— I think if I'll wear it, I will immediately offer to be married.
- — My daughter, tell me, what are the similarities between eyes and ears?
— First, are the senses, and secondly, they can clap!
- Son Simon came from a garden, dressed.
— Mom, you know how I learned t-shirt new to add? LUMP!
- Walking with my daughter, 4 years old, in the Park, they sell cotton candy. The daughter asks:
— Mommy, please buy me this edible fur?
- Son bought two parakeets. Approaches the cage and says:
— Something you too well... you Have parents to buy!
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