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Odessans attempt to relate to life's troubles with humor and skillfully wriggle out of any situation. They always have their own opinion, and only share with them, they just have to each.

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- Mademoiselle, play cards on the strip?
- Interested to know you to view or to boast of?
Old Odessa Taylor shared with another:
- If I were king, I would have had him richer.
- Why?
- I would have also sewed a little.
Sorry, sho I say, when you interrupt.
- Uncle Yasha, I sprayed all the potatoes dusts, and an hour later it began to rain. What do you think, starve bugs or not? ..
- Shaw tell you Sema ... to die or starve, I do not know, but that health, Shaw had, they would not have been ...
- - Abram, where you take the money?
  - The bedside table.
  - And who puts them there?
  - Sarah.
  - And where Sarah takes the money?
  - I have.
  - Where do you take the money?
  - I tell you, in the bedside table!
- - Sarochka, sweetheart, today we are the guests, cook dinner.
  - How to prepare: to come or even longer to come?
- Izzy shows Monet Museum Venus de Milo, and says:
  - That Mr. Shaw is she is selling, she sho goods together with his hands torn off?
- - Fima, I think I sho reached the same financial stability.
  - It's like?
  - There was no money, no, it does not seem to be.
- - Semen Markovich, but you know, sho King Solomon had 900 wives. Interestingly, and what he fed them?
  - I'm still more interested in himself, he managed to eat?
  - - my hand Basi asked just two: an engineer and a lawyer.
    - And who is lucky?
    - Engineer. She married a lawyer.
  - - Sarah, how much you weigh?
    - In the glasses - 120.
    - And without glasses?
    - Without them I do not see scales.
  - - Rabinovich, sho vie pant directly on the platform, still missed the train?
    - Oh wei failed - scared!
  - A young Jew went to the doctor and complains that he had problems in bed with his young wife.
    - What you have in bed?
    - I lay down on his right side, but nothing happens.
    - Well, you lie on your left side.
    - Shaw, face-to-mother?
  - - Yefim Solomonovich, please give the candles for the anniversary cake. At Rose's birthday.
    - Congratulations! 30 She, as usual?
    - - Fima, did you marry Rae?
      - No, she said, that I have not.
      - But you have a rich uncle, why did she not told about this?
      - I said, and now she is my aunt ...
    - SMS correspondence Odessites "Jacob Solomonovich, still can not find your phone number, call me!»
      
      Sms: "Nathan Izrailevich, I also can not find your number, Shaw still going to do?»
    - - Rose Markovna, you were at a wedding and Fima Sofochka?
      - I Was! Not for long ...
      - Why do you think so?
      - Yet I had met there with his mother and the groom and the bride with her mother. They do not fit together ...
      
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