10 of the most wonderful anecdotes about cats Bashny.Net

Website loves our little brothers and jokes about them likes more. We offer the reader a collection of fresh jokes about kittens!



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The cat is a magical creature capable of a sound "meow!" to get you to do things that the dog needs to run, jump, give voice and paw, fetch a stick and sneakers and to protect your home.

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My cat thinks I live with her. And sometimes in her eyes I catch a hint that I should live separately.

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— Why do you have such a strange instagram?
— And what is there strange?
— Yes, there's just the same pictures: birds, fish, hamster?
— So this is my cat photographed!

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Clear evidence that your cat knows your Internet password:
1. You have recently downloaded WarCatII.
2. Your mouse has tooth marks in them and a strong smell of fish.
3. You have received an E-mail from a guy named Fluff.

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Dog: the Owner feeds me, cares for me, gives me shelter — he must be God!
Cat: the Owner feeds me, cares for me, gives me shelter — I must be God!

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Call in service of rescue:
— Immediately send rescuers! In my house broke!
— Uh... What do you mean? Cat? Like this?
— Cat, you know CAT!!! He broke into my house and goes to me!
— Wait a minute, are you saying that your house was broken into the thief of cats?
— No, no! A real cat! Who says "meow"! My life is in grave danger!
— But how ordinary cat may put your life at risk? Who the hell is this?!
— Nerds, that's a parrot on the phone! Urgent rescue!

via factroom.ru