10 best jokes for the good mood at the weekend!



Site wants the reader a nice weekend and shares very funny selection of new jokes! Well, for the mood. - Cockroaches in the house have
? - No, they ate spiders
. - Do you have
spiders? - No, they ate rats
. - Do you have a rat ?!
- No, they ate Belov Valentin G.
. - And who is
? - Forgot to introduce

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You will never come true horoscopes? So you lied to the parents about the date of birth and in general, more likely to buy from you Roma.

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Flying in an airplane two math.
One friend says:
- In recent years, I am very afraid to fly by plane, since calculated that the probability that a bomb on board, higher than the meteorite hit
. The second mathematician answers:
- Yes, I did the same calculations and came to the same result. But I went on. After all, the likelihood that the aircraft will be just two bombs negligible! Therefore, I am now one has always carried with me.

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There are two types of women. On one look and think: I do not drink so much. A look at the other and think, I do not earn as much

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Installing a taut spring at the door thirty percent reduced the number of visitors to the Pension Fund.

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- How do you lecture on language culture
? - I wound up and annoyed. Now go and away.

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I would like to take a break from the Internet in any other online.

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Valuable advice. Never deploy a gift once, and wait for the departure of guests. If you deploy it at a party, then none of those present it is not presented.

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The club is waiting for you lovers of sarcasm. Only you and waiting, yeah.

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I think I have postpartum depression. I have it since I was born.

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