Top 10 short jokes that will make you smile on your face ... Bashny.Net

Scientists have shown that one minute of laughter prolongs life for five minutes. The website publishes ten short stories that will help you to find the real longevity!





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"In Prikamye will celebrate the feast of the goose. Guests will be able to buy a goose carcass, blankets, quilts and pillows".
So you currently have a goose feast.

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The kid put Carlson the camera... And now Kid a drone.

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— The discoverer of this forest, this river and these hills.
How can you be a pioneer, people here are you thousands of years lived.
— How Columbus discovered America? Or are the Indians not men?

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— Nothing, you are created only to serve me!
— Barsik, the cat, what are you meowing? Come on, you milk poured...

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— Do you have anything vegetarian?
— And how! Vodka made from selected varieties of wheat, beer from barley, wine and brandy from grapes!

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— Yes, of course, I know that people lately touched, but really! Friend sold a small inherited from the grandmother, and bought a MacBook and the latest iPhone. How do you communicate with him?
— Using Facetime.

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Quarreled with his wife. Don't talk. To call me to dinner, she came and hit me with a spoon...

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