15 new jokes, which dispel the boredom of everyday




Site selection of fresh shares anecdotes that cheer you at the start of the working week and help get rid of the boredom! - Tell me, you have icons
? - Nope
. - A candle
? - Also no
. - And the lamps
? - Young man, this is the district administration! We have nothing sacred!

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- And is it true that all the wars in the world because women
? - Of course. Narozhat fools!

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Her husband lost his wallet.
- Yosya, the first time I watch this generosity to strangers
. - Celia, still worry that the premiere of silence

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Oranges are 85 rubles, cucumbers 240. Nobody knows the recipe hash with oranges?

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In our yard there are homeless. I sometimes fertilize it. Today comes to me and says, "On! I stole for you! "And gave me a bottle of" Bayliss. "
Here it is, the power of friendship ...

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- I'll make you happy
. - You buy viskarik
? - No, really happy
. - I will not lie, no viskarya little chance

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Worth Rabinovich in his garden and buried the money. His neighbor and asks:
- Michael, what are you doing? It will soon come communism, and the money never will!
- And I will ...

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Every time I come out of the barber shop, I was tormented by one question: why I was asked how I want a haircut ..

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- My son, there is no Santa Claus. All the gifts you gave to my mother.
- Dad, robbers either. All the furniture I changed to heroin.

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Citizen Ivanov organized a drunken brawl, came to the police, where and rose to the rank of Major.

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Morning. A guy walks into a beer store:
- Hello, doctor

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Beetle dung on March 8 rolled wife rafaelku.

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The guide on the Red Square:
- Pay attention to the ugly ruby ​​decorations on the walls of the pompous. On the worn cobblestones. The building behind us unworthy of even a glance at him, clumsy church. And over there is the so-called Museum of History, where historic - just the ticket collector ...
Newbie:
- You are what carry
? The guide (in a whisper):
- Shh, it's a group of St. Petersburg

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- I know it's stupid, I hasten events, because we are meeting all week. But maybe parted?

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Well never work! I wanted to sleep - lay down to sleep. I wanted to eat - went to sleep. I wanted a new computer - went to sleep

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