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- The trip you spend the most time on the lap, surrendering the child in the luggage.
 - Wife says communication is important in a marriage, and you purchaser second computer at home and do lokalku to be able to talk with his wife on ICQ.
 - You decide to stay at the Institute for another year or two for free Internet access.
 - You think that the losers - people with modems at 28.8 kbs.
 - You use emoticons in a conventional, paper mail.
 - You do not know the sex of three of his best friends, because they have neutral nicknames, and to ask you not occur.
 - Making home repairs, you can not solve long - wallpaper paste or stretch a single picture on the wall;
 - To smile, you tilt your head sideways 90 degrees.
 - Bathing in the bathroom you call "daunloding."
 - You decide to install at the computer instead of the toilet seat.
 - Every time, turning off the modem, you find yourself in a terrible emptiness and feel a tremendous sense of guilt, as if betrayed best friend.
 - New friend you introduce yourself as "Bob @ mail dot ru."
 - Your heart starts to beat faster when in television commercials you see the website address of any company.
 - Out of the room, you turn the speakers at full volume so as not to miss the moment when it is new mail.
 - All your friends and acquaintances in the name is a symbol & quot; @ & quot ;.
 - Your dog has its own home page.
 - You can not call my parents - they do not have a modem.
 - You check your email. If no new messages, you check it again.
 - Arose at three o'clock in the night to go to the toilet, you stay at the computer until the morning.
 - Wife began to forbid you to take the laptop to bed.
 - Your children's name Yahoo, Rambler and Tema.
 - You have a tattoo that says «This body best viewed with Internet Explorer 4.0 or higher».
 - Involved in an accident, you are instinctively looking for the button «Back».
 - Read this, the first thing you send the text to a friend