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In general, summer day in our office to do almost nothing. Therefore razgildyayski people wandering around the office in the hope of interesting dialogue with somebody. The conversation usually interlocutor maintained, at least out of respect for the feelings of the speaker. So, one day, one such sloven coming to the programmer with the aim to knock out the last, like, drink a beer. What the programmer says what they say - so and so - I do not like beer. But as they say, the conversation is tied, the theme went. Slobs asks:
 - And what do you like?
 What the programmer is responsible:
 - I prefer to indulge Socko.
 Sloven puzzled asks:
 - What, what?
 Lay people laugh, at least two hours.