Mother-in-law loves to wash bones to all relatives who cheat on whom and where they spend money

Anyone. family-day It’s a nightmare for me (even if it started out well). It’s not that I have a bad relationship with my parents, not at all. None of us ever wanted to hurt each other. At least I hope so. However, I get the impression that we are so different that being together at the same table is contraindicated. I love and respect my husband, but I recently had a serious conversation with him. My message was clear: I would like to stay away from his family.

Recently, Kostya is visiting her family, and I am visiting mine. Be it Christmas or Easter. It is sad that we have to be so divided. And he doesn't like my idea, because he just doesn't understand what the problem is. Not surprisingly, he grew up in this family. weirdness It seems to him quite normal. It all started a couple of years ago at our wedding.

Why it's sometimes best to skip Family Day

I would like to stress once again that I do not consider the Bones family to be bad. All of them are good-natured and very friendly people, they will never do evil to spite. But to make a dirty accident they are quite capable. And although they later crumble in apologies, this does not solve the problem. I knew that would be the case, even with wedding day. Up to this point, the family behaved quite restrained, but very soon it came to an end.

Of course, we invited all relatives to the wedding, both on my part and on the part of Constantine. We prepared for this day very responsibly and inspiredly, spent a lot of money, but not a bit of regret! Everything was perfect, just like in my childhood dreams: an outdoor wedding, a flower arch, a tall cake from the best pastry chef in town. I often remember this day as one of the happiest of my life. And, of course, Costa and I wanted to capture it. not only.



At the wedding was invited photographer-operator, who shot almost everything from dawn to dusk. He bows low for it. But what no one expected was one fragment of a festive dinner where my mother-in-law sat with Constantine's sister at the same table, right next to the photographer. And while he was filming video greetings and scenery, you can hear clearly in the background. talk My new relatives.

It's not even about the sound. The photographer then processed the sound and removed everything unnecessary. The incident is precisely that on the original audio track it is clearly heard how Anna Grigorievna and her daughter wash the bones of the guests. Who cheats on whom and with whom, who gives gifts to his wife, and who spends on gambling, on whom the dress does not sit well, who of the guests allowed himself to eat excess canapé and so on. Frankly, they were just messing with everyone, not knowing what it was going to be. taped.

The photographer turned out to be a man of understanding and said that he usually does not do this, but can remove the sound. The sound was removed, but the unpleasant sediment remained for life. After the wedding, I did not remain silent and asked my mother-in-law why all this was to be said directly on camera and in general ... why say it? She said she thought the photographer was only taking pictures, not videos.



Unsplash Embarrassing Supermarket Case Ever since I Realized I Have Relatives rather specific. The following incident happened again on the background of another day of family holidays. It was Anna Grigorievna’s birthday, and my husband and I volunteered to help them with shopping. The mother-in-law went in rows ahead, followed by her father-in-law with a cart.

And then I see that the father-in-law somehow lags behind, and Anna Grigorievna continues to talk to him, as if he was still walking nearby. Tells them what they need to buy and where, and her husband is far away. She stands and sees what she will do next. The joke went too far.When the mother-in-law approached someone else's cart and began to put food in it. Turns to groceries, and the trolley is full of instant noodle packs, instant soups, cans of sprats, ham and a bottle of vodka.



The most remarkable thing is that Anna Grigorievna did not immediately realize that this was another person’s cart. First of all, she began to lament, thinking that her husband had gained all this beauty. She began to rake out unnecessary food and put it directly on the nearest shelf, saying: “Am I feeding you badly?” The man whose cart it was was was so shocked he didn't even immediately stop my mother-in-law. While her husband is just laughingWatching it all from the next row.

Of course, then Anna Grigorievna apologized for a long time to an unfamiliar man. My father-in-law also got hurt for such jokes. And I feel sorry for a stranger, he's obviously like that. lack of manners Stunned. Reprimanded by a stranger for nothing.

Grandma with an interesting sense of style and humor Every next meeting was different incident. But I thought, as long as I wasn't concerned, I could be calm. And just as soon as I took this position, life decided to hint to me that I can not be calm in this family. At another feast my husband's grandmother He stepped on my dress with his heel. As a result, my grandmother's leg is twisted and my dress is torn.



Yes, the man went eighth decade, but she will not give up heels. In fact, she is a very active old woman with a very specific sense of humor. For example, on his birthday, she gave him Bones. travel-suitcase. A distinctive feature of this suitcase is that it printed the most unfortunate photo of grandmother with the caption "I love my grandmother." Well, at least at the airport, such luggage is not lost.

The dress had to be thrown out, the fabric began to blossom at the break point, so there was nothing to sew there. My mother-in-law decided to give me a new dress as compensation, which she thought was the same. But she ordered it on some cheap website. Yes, the color and the model are really similar, but it is not. wrong-coatas they say. I accepted the gift out of courtesy, but I don't think I'll ever wear it.



Then I began to tell Constantine that holiday I feel at least strange, at most terribly uncomfortable. I am disturbed by their sense of humor and total lack of manners. The most unappetizing topics are discussed at the table, no one has even heard of tact. It is amazing how Kostya himself managed to grow up a decent man. Probably because he left them early.

The cherry on the cake of disappointments Kostya initially disagreed with me and reminded me that his sister’s wedding will take place very soon, and I just can’t help but come. Well, a wedding is a wedding, something I could not miss. I was mentally prepared that something would happen. And it did happen, it did. something.

Uncle Bones decided to arrange a surprise for the newlyweds and the day before caught on the street pigeon. Let them go to the sky after painting. I don't think they were sorry for the money for normal pigeons, it was just such an original joke. But pigeons are the most common, gray. No one knows if they were sick or healthy. He probably won't.



At the most crucial moment, when the cake was carried out, the waiter naturally tripped on the carpet and fell on the cake with all his weight. I don't think it's anyone's fault, but the general sigh It seemed to put an end to the festive mood of the guests. As a result, the cake was bought in a nearby store, the most common, to somehow settle the situation with dessert.

Not to mention the fact that during the photo shoot, the organizers of the competitions accidentally confused confetti with smoke bombs. The same ones that are usually used for bright photoshoots. Smoke the whole restaurant.All guests had to get some fresh air for a while. And autumn weather to this, frankly, did not have.

It was there that I decided to ask my mother-in-law whether there is always in their family. so. She didn't understand at first what she was talking about. so I say. And I explained that it's like it's a twirl, a twirl and backwards. I think I put her on that question. And so she said, "It's nothing, and sometimes people get a lot worse."



To find out what terrible things she said, I have no desire. Therefore, after the wedding, I politely decline the offer of my husband’s family to get together. After all these stories, no one blames me for this. Besides, it's not uncommon when relations Your spouse just doesn't stick. I just don't understand why my husband resents me. Don't you realize that every time I come, there's some kind of disaster?