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How a girl failed the exam, despite the help of a teacher
A pretty student of economics comes to the exam, pulls a ticket, and she gets the topic "Principles of the teachings of A. Smith." The girl goes to her seat, writes off the answer from a hidden cheat sheet and goes to answer.
- Well... A. Smith suggested that... A. Smith in his book... A. Smith was the founder of the new theory... the student answers uncertainly, reading from a leaflet without mentioning Smith’s full name.
The teacher notices this, looks menacingly at the girl and says:
- Come on, honey, what was Smith's name? If you don't answer, I'll put two!
The girl quickly blushes to the tips of her ears and shyly hides her eyes. Then the teacher feels sorry for her, and he decides to help a little.
- What are you, love? What was the name of the first man? he asks in a harsh voice and inquiringly looks at the student.
The girl pours more paint and quietly replies:
- His name was Vitalik...
via factroom.ru
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