As one of my patients complained about... the lack of money Bashny.Net

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I previously worked as duty doctor at our local hospital. Somehow came to us pretty drunk uncle after the robbery. While he waited for inspection, had to mourn his loss, and even a little to sober up. The first thing I asked him was:

— What are the symptoms?

Uncle for a moment thoughtful, and then gave:

— Lack of money.

Then I decided to support the patient:

— Do not believe I have the same problem!

After a brief pause:

— Oh, sir, Yes, we have an epidemic!

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