Funny anecdote about the doctor deal with a tricky patient Bashny.Net

Ninety four million eight hundred seventy one thousand one hundred fourteen



In the doctor's office, almost demolishing the door bursts extremely slovenly dressed man and thickly says:

— Doctor, this is the... I've been drinking... decided to Quit.

— Well, my dear, what you came to see me. Tell me, how long have you been drinking?

— So, doctor, read, 20 years already.

— Got it. How much do you drink in a day?

— Well, about two liters, no less.

— Running case. That, my dear, I'll cure you, but there is one condition.

— And what, doctor?

— You can drink every day, but not more than 100 grams. You understand?

— Yes, 100 grams per day, I realized — meets a man and unsteady gait is removed from office.

A few days later he is on the second method is a disaster: the jacket was torn, his pants on backwards, tie tied at the waist, the aroma of fumes knocked down. The doctor jumps up from his seat and sternly says to the patient:

— Darling, how is it? You drank more than 100 grams? We've had a deal!

The man looks up at him, bloodshot eyes and says:

— So, doctor, do you think you have one treated?

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