Life has taught our people to be extremely cautious... Bashny.Net

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Turn to the grocery. Near me stands a woman counts money. Then it it drops a bill in 1000 rubles, and lands directly at my feet. Up and say:

Woman, you had a thousand, please take it.

— No, it's not mine.

— You've just counted the money, and the bill accidentally dropped. I saw with my own eyes!

— All right, enough is enough! How do you not ashamed! I know this divorce!

But...

— Find another fool!

I was silently put the money near the cash register and go home.

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