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"Yes, we're laughing!"
My wife is standing on the platform and calls me to tell me that she has finished work, but she may be late and miss a few trains, since there are so many people on the platform.
Me:
- Tell me more precisely how long you will come home, the mistress is now in the bathroom, she still has time to pack up (it is so we joke).
Wife:
- I won't talk to you about it.
Me:
- She might want to stay. What then?
Wife:
- In that case, throw it off the balcony.
Me:
- She can scratch me during the fight, she can resist. Aren't you mad at me?
Wife:
- So you will push a crowbar on her head, you need to learn? I wonder why everyone looks at me strangely.
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