What do you want?!

Before the New year I went to a small market for vegetables and fruit to the table. For almost all bought, and suddenly I saw on one of the shelves is very beautiful hefty melons. Decided that it would be nice to please the home such a delicacy in the winter, taxied to the seller and asked:

— Where do you get melons?

— Ay, from Uzbekistan, darling! replied the seller.

— So you're not Uzbek! — I was surprised. Of course, the seller was clearly not Russian, but not Uzbek, for sure.

And he replied to me:

— Listen, dear, you want me to do or cantaloupe?!

In General, after a laugh, I bought him a melon, proved delicious.

via eku.ru/ty-skazhi-che-ty-khochesh/