What happens if you don’t answer the phone in time?

Fragment of the painting by Marguerite Gerard (1761-1837) “Cat lunch”

What happens if you don’t answer your husband’s phone and your cat runs out of food? And what happens if a husband decides to call one of his wife's office phones? Here is how bizarrely female employees can convey the information transmitted by the husband, and what napkins to wipe the cat. Our young employees with cell phones do not part for a minute. I have an even relationship with my cell phone, we try not to disturb each other again. I take the phone out of my bag to answer the phone, call or read and text, the rest of the time he sleeps in his case.

It's still hustle and bustle at work, so you don't have to sit around, and I missed all my husband's calls this morning, so he had to call one of our service phones asking me to tell me that...

The message was transmitted, but it reached me in full accordance with the rules of the game "give another or spoiled phone." The young lady who found me quietly, but still quite clearly, informed me in the presence of teachers and students that my husband had called and asked me to tell him that he had nothing to eat because the food had run out.
I mean, you understand, right? Driven to despair, literally hungry husband is forced to call his wife at work to draw the attention of the concerned public to his plight.

Of course I called back to find out exactly what he wanted to say. It turned out that the original message contained information that he had found a spare power supply to his laptop, so I did not need to look for it or buy it. But the cat's food supplies have dried up. His husband gave him the last piece when he came home, and Sir Basick not only met with a severe reprimand, but, seeing him to the door, he shouted and resented as if he had not been fed for a week, so that he barely carried away his legs.

Beysov stocks replenished, and at the same time grabbed a package of some special napkins for... I don’t know when I’ll finally learn the useful skill of reading all the letters on the packages in the store before the purchase, and not at home. From the written and drawn, I caught that napkins are designed to remove animal hair from different surfaces.
On the fact of trial testing, it turned out that the napkins are exclusively for wiping the surfaces of the animals themselves. The animal itself did not object to the procedure at all - it does not matter what, as long as they were ironed and wiped. But the wool to the napkins, as I expected, does not stick, and with the same success you can wipe the cat with wet wipes for monitors. But the product is not for this, so the instructions should be read before, not after. But since I bought it, so be it.

By the way, on the package is a picture of a boy squeezed in the hands of a smoky Briton. Judging by the fact that the Briton has an extremely dissatisfied appearance and a ferocious look, he was either tortured with a wipe or squeezed so that there was nothing to breathe. So a huge disadvantage to advertisers who managed to make a teddy animal a ferocious predator.



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