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6 Situations When a Wise Woman Turns on the Fool
What does a woman want? Every man “takes out” his brain with this question. But the answer lies on the surface. Women want everything to be what they want. Difficult? But true.
All women are used to trick, juggle, daily practice acting and their ability to turn on the fool in time. Girls rarely know what they want, and they often only know what they really need when they have already lost what they need. But all girls know that they do not want to get into an uncomfortable situation.
Female “no longer necessary” is when “still necessary”, but pride and whims above their own comfort. Dear men, accept our impermanence as part of our nature. We are from different planets, we have different hobbies and interests, we spend different amounts of time collecting and drinking different alcoholic beverages, but we can definitely make your life brighter, albeit sometimes unbearably bright, but definitely bright and unforgettable.
We women have no rules, only mood and emotions. What a mood and rules. But instinctively, each of us has an alarm clock when it’s time to turn on the fool.
We offer you to consider 6 common situations when every wise woman at the click of her fingers “turns on the fool”:
1. When we don't want to do something We become actresses when we don’t want to do our job. We do not know the answers to any question, we are not attentive, absent-minded, forgetful, capricious, our head begins to ache, stomach, urgent extraneous affairs appear or “those days” begin. Women’s instinct for self-preservation protects us from the tasks we hate. It's hard to do this, because women can smell fried before anyone has even thought of creating such a situation.
2. When you spend too much money All women by their nature are able to quickly spend everything they have in their wallet or account. Yes, we know how not to spend, save, reduce the budgets of the company and your personal budget, but we clearly faster and better spend money, if you compare our ability with the talent of profligacy of the opposite sex.
We need everything, even if we didn’t need it a second ago. And the ability to “turn on the fool” clearly helps in explaining with a loved one. He understands everything. He knows that you are wise and judicious, but these acting "manners blonde" clearly often closes his eyes. And we appreciate it. Although you, dear men, like our ability to be blonde, otherwise this trick would not work.
3. When we screw up Oh, that's the only sure way to save your skin. A frightened look, trembling hands, a slightly open mouth and a complete misunderstanding of what is happening in the eyes - and everyone who can not see women's tears is ready to save you. The main thing is not to overplay, because the phrase “sorry, I didn’t know” usually softens the situation a little. And then “I’m sorry, I honestly didn’t want to”, “if I knew, I would never have done it”, “it happened by accident” and then it remains to wait for mercy and understanding in my direction.
4. When we need help Whether it’s checking at work, connecting to a new ISP, trying to get through the whole queue faster, the moments when you accidentally forgot important documents at home – all these are situations when it’s time to turn on the fool and get everything you want with one saving word “help”.
5. When I got caught driving. A woman driving, parking girls, “daddy’s purchased rights” are the eternal themes of men’s jokes. Although according to statistics, women get into accidents much less often, but if you, men, it is nice to think that only representatives of your gender can drive, we do not mind. We just humbly drive past, continue to park where and how convenient we are, because you allow us to do it. And we're taking advantage of that. Representatives of the traffic police are also more loyal when driving we turn on the fool. Thank you too, our favorite inspectors of the traffic police, for these little indulgences.
6. When a girl wants something In a few seconds, women can turn men into puppets, but only by their subconscious permission. They can make even the powerful do what they want. The answer "well, I'm a girl" or "I'm a blonde" has saved women more than once, and I'm sure more than once can bring a woman dry out of the water.
Representatives of the weaker sex are able to quickly change the manner of behavior based on the current situation, and call for the necessary actions of their men. Fortunately, the latter are not able to cause a response in the behavior of women.
Dear men, thank you for giving us the opportunity to get what we want, for turning a blind eye to our pretense, for your ability to make us happy. For our part, we promise that we will do everything possible to make you happy, loved and always admired by women. There will always be a fire of passion and unpredictability in your life.
We promise to inspire you to win for our comfort.
Author: Marina Poznyakova
Source: ik-music.net/miscellaneous/ezoterica/lekczii/1311-marina-poznyakova-6-situacziy-kogda-zhenszchina-vkluchaet-duru.html
All women are used to trick, juggle, daily practice acting and their ability to turn on the fool in time. Girls rarely know what they want, and they often only know what they really need when they have already lost what they need. But all girls know that they do not want to get into an uncomfortable situation.
Female “no longer necessary” is when “still necessary”, but pride and whims above their own comfort. Dear men, accept our impermanence as part of our nature. We are from different planets, we have different hobbies and interests, we spend different amounts of time collecting and drinking different alcoholic beverages, but we can definitely make your life brighter, albeit sometimes unbearably bright, but definitely bright and unforgettable.
We women have no rules, only mood and emotions. What a mood and rules. But instinctively, each of us has an alarm clock when it’s time to turn on the fool.
We offer you to consider 6 common situations when every wise woman at the click of her fingers “turns on the fool”:
1. When we don't want to do something We become actresses when we don’t want to do our job. We do not know the answers to any question, we are not attentive, absent-minded, forgetful, capricious, our head begins to ache, stomach, urgent extraneous affairs appear or “those days” begin. Women’s instinct for self-preservation protects us from the tasks we hate. It's hard to do this, because women can smell fried before anyone has even thought of creating such a situation.
2. When you spend too much money All women by their nature are able to quickly spend everything they have in their wallet or account. Yes, we know how not to spend, save, reduce the budgets of the company and your personal budget, but we clearly faster and better spend money, if you compare our ability with the talent of profligacy of the opposite sex.
We need everything, even if we didn’t need it a second ago. And the ability to “turn on the fool” clearly helps in explaining with a loved one. He understands everything. He knows that you are wise and judicious, but these acting "manners blonde" clearly often closes his eyes. And we appreciate it. Although you, dear men, like our ability to be blonde, otherwise this trick would not work.
3. When we screw up Oh, that's the only sure way to save your skin. A frightened look, trembling hands, a slightly open mouth and a complete misunderstanding of what is happening in the eyes - and everyone who can not see women's tears is ready to save you. The main thing is not to overplay, because the phrase “sorry, I didn’t know” usually softens the situation a little. And then “I’m sorry, I honestly didn’t want to”, “if I knew, I would never have done it”, “it happened by accident” and then it remains to wait for mercy and understanding in my direction.
4. When we need help Whether it’s checking at work, connecting to a new ISP, trying to get through the whole queue faster, the moments when you accidentally forgot important documents at home – all these are situations when it’s time to turn on the fool and get everything you want with one saving word “help”.
5. When I got caught driving. A woman driving, parking girls, “daddy’s purchased rights” are the eternal themes of men’s jokes. Although according to statistics, women get into accidents much less often, but if you, men, it is nice to think that only representatives of your gender can drive, we do not mind. We just humbly drive past, continue to park where and how convenient we are, because you allow us to do it. And we're taking advantage of that. Representatives of the traffic police are also more loyal when driving we turn on the fool. Thank you too, our favorite inspectors of the traffic police, for these little indulgences.
6. When a girl wants something In a few seconds, women can turn men into puppets, but only by their subconscious permission. They can make even the powerful do what they want. The answer "well, I'm a girl" or "I'm a blonde" has saved women more than once, and I'm sure more than once can bring a woman dry out of the water.
Representatives of the weaker sex are able to quickly change the manner of behavior based on the current situation, and call for the necessary actions of their men. Fortunately, the latter are not able to cause a response in the behavior of women.
Dear men, thank you for giving us the opportunity to get what we want, for turning a blind eye to our pretense, for your ability to make us happy. For our part, we promise that we will do everything possible to make you happy, loved and always admired by women. There will always be a fire of passion and unpredictability in your life.
We promise to inspire you to win for our comfort.
Author: Marina Poznyakova
Source: ik-music.net/miscellaneous/ezoterica/lekczii/1311-marina-poznyakova-6-situacziy-kogda-zhenszchina-vkluchaet-duru.html
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