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Pensioner drove the new convertible from a car dealership. He flew on the highway at a speed of 150 km / h, enjoying the flow of oncoming wind.
- Wow! - He thought, and pressed on the gas pedal even more. But looking in the rearview mirror, he saw the police car, which was traveling behind him with flashing lights and a siren.
- I can easily come off of it! No problem! - Thought the elderly nutcase and increased speed to 180, then to 200 and 250 km / h
. But he changed his mind a few moments later:
- What am I doing? I'm too old for this!
He moved down to the side of the road and stopped.
Police went to the gig, looked at his watch and said:
- Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Christmas Eve. If you call me a reason for speeding, which I had never heard of, I will let you go.
The man lost in thought, looked seriously at the policeman and said:
- A few years ago my wife ran off with a cop. I thought you wanted to take it back.
- Good day, sir, - the policeman laughed and let him go
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