About the police (14 photos)

Cool book about the British police :)

1. Police work not only in the big cities. Some of them are attributed to the village, traveling on bicycles, each in its own area. It happens that the rural police meet strangers who look inadequate and do not have any documents.
If they seem suspicious or inappropriate, the police ask leading questions such people.

This cop chasing inadequate human three months. Now he is three hundred miles from home.



2. Modern police often uses in his work computer. The officer had just discovered in the computer picture of his wife in the arms of a thick smiling firefighter.

Now a look how calm, dignified, he is not showing mean. Police officers specially trained to hide their emotions. Their wives are often faced with the manifestations of such exposure.

And after the fire, when they are in uniform, too, a little like the police. Therefore, the wife of a police officer may confuse them.



3. The police should always carry a baton and magazine reporting. The baton serves in case of resistance to beat her suspect. After that, the suspect repents and write about it in a magazine.

Sometimes the police come together and check their records. They do not want to make a mistake. If they are wrong, then the defendant should not go to jail.

And what would you do in their place?



4. That the police constable Brian Plektrum. He is the highest in the world policeman. His height - 66 feet. Constable standing in the middle of London and, from the height of its growth looks for the offender. Sometimes it flies a helicopter with a constable convey sandwiches and kisses.

Truncheon and helmet constable Plektruma incredibly large size. Legs too. He is well versed in what's going on, because with his superior height can see everything - even what happens in the bedroom Queen.



5. Here we see the criminal who is about to throw a spanner in the construction site. It can bring a lot of damage. These things are called terrorism.

Brave police chase him and will beat until their feet do not get caught up in the blood, hair and fractured bones. Blood on the shoes of the police looks as if it's not the shoes, and red berries.

And you could do such a thing? Someone's got to do the job. After all, we want to live in a free world?



6. In ordinary life, police are concerned is the same as that of all people. This regulirovschitsa underwent sex-change operation. Previously, it was a man and his name was Barry. Now this woman and her name is Barbara.

Sometimes other police joke over and call her Barbara Baz. Barbara laughs at all the jokes, then that can not cry in the workplace.

Look how happy Barbara. Maybe she looks sad, but actually it is not so.



7. Being a police officer - not an easy job. The main thing - do not forget about their responsibilities. Some police officers because of this are unhappy and they have to visit a special doctor.

The officer escaped from the hospital of a special type. He was still dressed in his white hospital gown. He feels that he is at work, and it regulates movement.

Soon the police friends would come to visit him.



8. This - motorcycle cop. On a motorcycle, he can move faster than the car. In addition, you can ride on a motorcycle on the lawns. Still there built-in radio, so that if something happens to cause the controller.

An officer noticed that the people in the park doing something indecent. One of these people - young blond woman with bright red lipstick and a miniskirt. He is still one of the police, because he was not sure whether to get one this young lady to go with him willingly.



9. The police not only ride in cars and motorcycles. Sometimes they even fly in a helicopter. After the helicopter is much to see.

Here police found a car with a boat on the roof, and in addition, from a boat hanging ladies bra. This could cause an accident.

The police helicopter will be put on the car and shout to the speaker the man, that he drew attention to the lingerie. He asked his wife to shove back bra under his jacket ...



10. What would have happened - a fire or accident, the police are always on the spot. It's just a coincidence - the police did not carry the responsibility for it. Their fault occurs not so much fire. And all sorts of not less than the fault of others.

Here we see a policeman who helps on fire. This fire occurred in the house of a police officer. Whatever happens - an accident or fire - he is always in place.



11. Not all police officers are present at the fire or go on their machines. Some of them stay at his site.

It happens that people come to the police station in search of things they have lost - money, watches, glass eye, battered their children.

The man takes his wife's purse, which she had forgotten the bus. Handbag is very valuable. The wife is very upset. In her purse is forty packages of pure cocaine.



12. Sometimes the police help specially trained dogs. This dog is named Blake. The smell Blake able to find truckers dressed women.

Yet he can recognize the signs for truckers. For example, the big hairy hands, deep voice, such a ridiculous wig or clothes that no woman would wear.

This woman is really a man, and her name is Malcolm. See how incredulous looks on Malcolm Blake. In fact, he wants to bite his face.



13. Often, the police can not find a suitable black for the arrest, so they have to arrest white.

Here are two men who were arrested in a public toilet. These people are probably good friends, so they go to the bathroom together.

See how gently escorted the officers of these people to the car. Let's hope that these people will not fall or be broken at the entrance to the police station



13. Along with the judges and prisoners, police also sit. On horseback. Such police called riding.

Now these horses are trained thoroughly, so today the horse police can not kill a man to death, as in the old days.

Here we see that even in the vicinity of a noisy crowd, police horse kept quiet. This is because it is not real. She has hidden wheels under the hooves