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Funny malyshovom reasoning about Santa Claus, Snow Maiden and sweets
- I tell her niece:
- Well, Dasha, we will write a letter to Santa Claus?
- Wow! Are you familiar with the e-mail Santa Claus?
- I'm not really very well behaved, but Santa Claus brought me gifts that I was not nervous. Well, who needs a nervous child ?!
- Simon, and you have figured out what you are going to ask Santa Claus?
- And I'm not going to ask.
- Why?
- I'll be better to indulge.
- Maxim sings:
- Built-in winter and summer, the green was.
- Mom, Christmas trees have a head?
- No.
- And what did she think then? - Looks thoughtfully at the top of the Christmas tree ... - asterisk or something?
- Will the new year. Santa Claus will give my mother a white dress, and it will be the Snow Maiden. And the Pope will give a white shirt and black suit, and it will be a zebra ...
Son sees candy gift:
- Candy flavored snake, bear tasteful, tasteful red hats ...
Tanya lost a tooth. Sits and looks at arguing:
- Well, what's the point to put it under your pillow ?! Still no Tooth Fairy, a father to me puts money under the pillow and the tooth picks up and throws ... - thought.
- Tanya, well, tell me more, that there is no Santa Claus !!! - I say.
- No ... That Santa Claus is just there. Won them many, before the New Year drunk on the street hanging.
Christmas tree in kindergarten. Santa Claus runs and shouts:
- Sentry !!! Baba Yaga stolen Snow White! What to do? What to do?
Children and parents are silent. Pasha yells at the whole hall:
- What to do ?! What to do ?! Yes it is necessary to call the police!
Today, the son wrote a letter to Santa Claus:
"Hello, Santa Claus. I wish that you had given me on New Year tablet. But if you think I do not deserve it, then Give Dad! »
Two little girls talk to each other:
- I was born in the year of the mouse, so the New Year will be a mouse.
- I was born in the year of the pig, so the New Year will be ... Snow Maiden!
- Found under the Christmas tree pencil box, album and puzzle with the symbols of Spider-Man, Andrew says thoughtfully:
- Yes-ah, looks like Santa Claus, too, having fun on the Spider-Man ...
- Mom, Santa Claus sleeps by day?
- I do not know ...
- Of course sleeping. Daytime sleep at night comes to children. Just some vampire!
Ksusha school told to bring tinsel to decorate. I specify:
- And as you said, it's the return?
- I do not know about the depravity we did not say anything.
- Son, that Santa Claus will order for the New Year?
- I do not know. It seems to have everything ...
- Well, I suppose, otherwise it something unnecessary bring.
- Then the pool.
- Inflatable?
- No, the real, which is in the yard.
- Son, what do you imagine it? In the bag of Santa Claus pool did not fit!
- No, he will dig it. Large shovel.
- You just imagine this picture, all cold, snow, and in our yard stands Santa Claus and digging a swimming pool. And his kids are waiting for, and he waved his shovel. And its all waiting and waiting ...
- Nothing, wait!
- Vova has long been considered a gift from Santa Claus (there candy, nuts, tangerines) and asks:
- Mom, where he collected so much food?
- Morning. Charges in the garden.
- Mom, you have the diamonds?
- Well, there's a little bit.
- And other decorations?
- Also there.
- Then bring it all into the garden in the evening.
- Why?
- We were there our room for the New Year will decorate, told to bring home decorations.
Winter. I (standing at the window):
- Wow! What is Santa Claus done! What beautiful patterns painted on the window.
Suitable son:
- What are you, I still naive ...
Son says:
- Maybe remove the tree already?
- No !!! Santa Claus did not bring gifts yet!
- How not to bring? Here they are!
- I did not order.
Sasha plays with his mother in "Continue proposal." Mom starts, the son finishes:
- On New Year's kids dress up ...
- Christmas tree
- On the feast comes ...
- Santa Claus
- Put under the Christmas tree ...
- Extension.
And finally.
- Nastya, call Santa Claus.
- Santa Claus!
- Good for you, and now look under the tree.
Finds a package of candies, tangerines. All this eats.
- Is It Tasty?
- Yeah! Mooroozaa grandfather, Santa Moroooozaaaa!
- Well, Dasha, we will write a letter to Santa Claus?
- Wow! Are you familiar with the e-mail Santa Claus?
- I'm not really very well behaved, but Santa Claus brought me gifts that I was not nervous. Well, who needs a nervous child ?!
- Simon, and you have figured out what you are going to ask Santa Claus?
- And I'm not going to ask.
- Why?
- I'll be better to indulge.
- Maxim sings:
- Built-in winter and summer, the green was.
- Mom, Christmas trees have a head?
- No.
- And what did she think then? - Looks thoughtfully at the top of the Christmas tree ... - asterisk or something?
- Will the new year. Santa Claus will give my mother a white dress, and it will be the Snow Maiden. And the Pope will give a white shirt and black suit, and it will be a zebra ...
Son sees candy gift:
- Candy flavored snake, bear tasteful, tasteful red hats ...
Tanya lost a tooth. Sits and looks at arguing:
- Well, what's the point to put it under your pillow ?! Still no Tooth Fairy, a father to me puts money under the pillow and the tooth picks up and throws ... - thought.
- Tanya, well, tell me more, that there is no Santa Claus !!! - I say.
- No ... That Santa Claus is just there. Won them many, before the New Year drunk on the street hanging.
Christmas tree in kindergarten. Santa Claus runs and shouts:
- Sentry !!! Baba Yaga stolen Snow White! What to do? What to do?
Children and parents are silent. Pasha yells at the whole hall:
- What to do ?! What to do ?! Yes it is necessary to call the police!
Today, the son wrote a letter to Santa Claus:
"Hello, Santa Claus. I wish that you had given me on New Year tablet. But if you think I do not deserve it, then Give Dad! »
Two little girls talk to each other:
- I was born in the year of the mouse, so the New Year will be a mouse.
- I was born in the year of the pig, so the New Year will be ... Snow Maiden!
- Found under the Christmas tree pencil box, album and puzzle with the symbols of Spider-Man, Andrew says thoughtfully:
- Yes-ah, looks like Santa Claus, too, having fun on the Spider-Man ...
- Mom, Santa Claus sleeps by day?
- I do not know ...
- Of course sleeping. Daytime sleep at night comes to children. Just some vampire!
Ksusha school told to bring tinsel to decorate. I specify:
- And as you said, it's the return?
- I do not know about the depravity we did not say anything.
- Son, that Santa Claus will order for the New Year?
- I do not know. It seems to have everything ...
- Well, I suppose, otherwise it something unnecessary bring.
- Then the pool.
- Inflatable?
- No, the real, which is in the yard.
- Son, what do you imagine it? In the bag of Santa Claus pool did not fit!
- No, he will dig it. Large shovel.
- You just imagine this picture, all cold, snow, and in our yard stands Santa Claus and digging a swimming pool. And his kids are waiting for, and he waved his shovel. And its all waiting and waiting ...
- Nothing, wait!
- Vova has long been considered a gift from Santa Claus (there candy, nuts, tangerines) and asks:
- Mom, where he collected so much food?
- Morning. Charges in the garden.
- Mom, you have the diamonds?
- Well, there's a little bit.
- And other decorations?
- Also there.
- Then bring it all into the garden in the evening.
- Why?
- We were there our room for the New Year will decorate, told to bring home decorations.
Winter. I (standing at the window):
- Wow! What is Santa Claus done! What beautiful patterns painted on the window.
Suitable son:
- What are you, I still naive ...
Son says:
- Maybe remove the tree already?
- No !!! Santa Claus did not bring gifts yet!
- How not to bring? Here they are!
- I did not order.
Sasha plays with his mother in "Continue proposal." Mom starts, the son finishes:
- On New Year's kids dress up ...
- Christmas tree
- On the feast comes ...
- Santa Claus
- Put under the Christmas tree ...
- Extension.
And finally.
- Nastya, call Santa Claus.
- Santa Claus!
- Good for you, and now look under the tree.
Finds a package of candies, tangerines. All this eats.
- Is It Tasty?
- Yeah! Mooroozaa grandfather, Santa Moroooozaaaa!
