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Why do women always late
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As a rule, girls need a little more time to go anywhere to collect than the guys.
To explain this difference, Website has prepared a comic comparison of action of women and men during the morning to work fees.
What makes a woman:
1. Waking up, he realizes that put on weight.
2. Notices that the legs have suddenly become more than they that rise at night?
3. wonder why the styling, which looked simply divine bedtime now makes her look like a squirrel.
4. Select the underwear depending on what her plans for the evening:
her friend can go "a cup of tea" evening, two romantic comedies downloaded, cakes in the oven. 5. Selects tolerably bra, promising myself that one day go to the store and bought myself new.
6. Detects in the mirror:
pimple on the tip of the nose, a spot in the nostril. 7. I marvel that even added to acne and wrinkles.
8. Understands that it was created tsvetotip some misogynist who inspired color, can not be combined with any other on this earth.
9. Long thinks his daughter's words: "God, Mom, well, there are also other styles of clothing!»
10. unpacking new pantyhose, understands that the packaging is not always indicated that they are brilliant or stupid picture.
11. speculated that the inscription on the packaging means "to high"? This is when the legs pull out the floor when you sit on a chair?
12. It takes a minimum of 15 pairs kapronok to find at least one point, but remember not IN NO EVENT WILL DISPOSE torn. They repair themselves while she is at work.
13. Understands that the model of her skirt is so old that just screams "I still use ICQ!»
14. Notices that the folds on her full skirt.
15. And the length of her skirt too full.
16. And the cut.
17. pockets ...
18. Burns this skirt.
19. Finds unexpected spots on clothes: the clothes somewhere hanging out alone at night?
20. Understands that the dress is no longer fastened. (See item 1).
21. Puts belt and discovers that it is too long, it could drill another hole, which is clearly not enough.
22. Puts belt and discovers that it is too short. No comments yet.
23. Puts with stylish belt buckle and understands that it has been fashionable in the last decade, it may be in the future, but certainly not in this.
24. It turns out that all the shoes the wrong shade. Although many pairs of brown here? (See point about the creator-misogynist).
25. Understands that a good half of her shoe has a "disease" called "deformed heel." It can be "cured" by a cremation.
26. Drops on the clasp earrings and puts it to the rest of the earrings, which also lost its buckle in the depths of her carpet.
27. Opens a lipstick that living out its last days. Attempts to smear the remains on the lips.
28. Make yourself a note to "buy matte lipstick" Revlon "midnight shade of red wine 616" and realizes that, most likely, thereby provoked automatic termination of the release of this series.
29. get dirty sweater lipstick in an attempt to pull it over.
30. Changes sweater.
31. The fear that turns into a man, finding hair on the face. Urgent rips.
32. Samples collected hair and realize that they are too short for a ponytail, but at the same time is too long to remain uncollected.
33. Selects a scarf to wear: Warm, but ugly, or elegant, but old.
34. Decides to the last moment that the nails are like otkolupyvayuschiysya facade of the old house.
35. Washes lacquer nail polish remover that successfully shed on the table and coloring and.
36. Rubs table.
37. Realize that late.
38. Sitting on the track.
39. Exit.
What makes a man: h3> 1. Dresses.
2. Care.
Author: Eric Ferenkik
Translation and adaptation of the Website
via www.purpleclover.com/relationships/4835-why-women-are-late/
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