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5 stories in a good mood
Tove Jansson said: "Everyone needs to him from time to time telling a good story." And if you come for just such a moment, Website has left some suitable short stories.
We have such a belief ...
Once upon a time, when we have a future husband was not yet common cars, houses and vacation plans, he brought me flowers. Such a simple bouquet not fresh, at a gas station in a hurry bought.
- Do you know - I told him, smoothing crumpled roses - we, spirituality, there is a belief that the longer the flowers are presented, the stronger will be the relationship.
Poor fan came every evening, sniffed and searched the bouquet that was heroic three weeks. After that, he always dragged me flowers to fill, and they all bloomed long, luxurious and a bit boastful.
Then we went on vacation, I got pregnant, had a daughter, we bought the house, moved in, and it was opened by a terrible secret that now, after the most persistent of colors, he realized - that this is a sign of destiny, and nothing will get in the way of any age or children, or different interests, nor my bad character, and all we get.
And I, in turn, admitted that every day I was wilting roses fresh. I went to refuel and buy more.
We, spirituality, there is a belief - what you believe, and it works.
Common magiya
In the office computer broke down. We call a specialist. He came all repaired.
About how it happened, says the employee:
"I came programmer, stared at the computer threw up his hands, something whispered, turned my chair 10 times counterclockwise foot kicked the computer again whispered something and left. Everything worked. This magician ».
Tells the programmer:
"They called me to find out what happened to the computer. A staff member to see, restless, constantly spinning on a chair, that's cord navertel on a chair leg. I am a mother, untangle the cord. Then he moved the computer away, jumped plug inserted and left ».
How does uravnilovka
Professor of Economics, told me once, "flunked" the whole group.
The group insisted that socialism is "working" and that no one in this case would not be poor and no one - rich. Greater alignment! The professor said, well, put the experiment in this class on the subject of socialism. All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same estimate, so no one will fail and no one will get "excellent».
After the first test scores were averaged and everyone got "good". Students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little - happy. But by the time the second control the students who studied little, doing even less, and those who studied hard decided that, too, want a freebie, so it takes a little bit ... The second indicator in the middle gave "satisfactory". Nobody was happy.
When it passed the third control, the average came "unsatisfactory».
The result has not improved, because quarrels, accusations, curses led to hostile relations and no one was going to study for others.
Somehow to me went into the yard dog ...
Somehow to me went into the courtyard an old tired dog. Judging by the collar and fattened paunch, he was home and well taken care of him. The dog quietly approached me and I patted him on the nape. He trotted behind me and went into the house. Slowly crossed the hall, curled up in a corner of the living room and fell asleep. An hour later, he got up and walked to the door. I released it.
The next day he was back in my backyard, "hello" to me, went back into the house, took the same corner in the living room, and again slept for about an hour. This went on for several weeks. I was curious, and I pinned a note to his collar: "I would like to know who the owner of this remarkable cute doggie, and did you know that almost every day he comes to my house to sleep?»
The next day, the dog came from the other a note pinned to the collar: "He lives in a house with six children, with two of the three years is not even true. He's just trying to sleep. Can I have with it will come tomorrow, too? »
Chance to have kazhdogo
This ad read: "For sale villa by the sea, 3 floors. With a swimming pool and garden. Cost - $ 1 ».
- Brad! - I growled and threw a homeless newspaper. Walking from house to house in search of food, he saw an ad on a wall: "For sale villa by the sea, 3 floors. With a swimming pool and garden. Cost - $ 1 ».
"Typo, or what?" - Thought homeless and went grumbling on. Out on the avenue, he noticed a huge banner: "For sale villa by the sea, 3 floors. With a swimming pool and garden. Cost - $ 1 ».
Thoughtful homeless. So it is curious what fool could write it and decided to check out. He had nothing to lose, except for the last dollar in his pocket. Arriving at the address, he saw the very same villa. Timidly rang. The door opened a beautiful woman.
- Sorry, I'm on your ad. This is not a joke?
- What do you! All right.
- It's about the cost of 1 dollar? It's so?
- Yes. $ 1. If you are interested, you can look around the house.
Excited by what he saw, he gave his last dollar and won a luxury villa. But still I decided to find out why such a low price? On the woman he smiled and said: "My husband before his death have a will, so I sold our villa and the money transferred to the account of his mistress. I can not not fulfill his last wishes ?! This ad has hung for six months, and you - the only one who responded to it. All you good. " And gone.
The moral: Everyone is given a chance! It is only necessary to believe that the impossible is possible.
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We have such a belief ...
Once upon a time, when we have a future husband was not yet common cars, houses and vacation plans, he brought me flowers. Such a simple bouquet not fresh, at a gas station in a hurry bought.
- Do you know - I told him, smoothing crumpled roses - we, spirituality, there is a belief that the longer the flowers are presented, the stronger will be the relationship.
Poor fan came every evening, sniffed and searched the bouquet that was heroic three weeks. After that, he always dragged me flowers to fill, and they all bloomed long, luxurious and a bit boastful.
Then we went on vacation, I got pregnant, had a daughter, we bought the house, moved in, and it was opened by a terrible secret that now, after the most persistent of colors, he realized - that this is a sign of destiny, and nothing will get in the way of any age or children, or different interests, nor my bad character, and all we get.
And I, in turn, admitted that every day I was wilting roses fresh. I went to refuel and buy more.
We, spirituality, there is a belief - what you believe, and it works.
Common magiya
In the office computer broke down. We call a specialist. He came all repaired.
About how it happened, says the employee:
"I came programmer, stared at the computer threw up his hands, something whispered, turned my chair 10 times counterclockwise foot kicked the computer again whispered something and left. Everything worked. This magician ».
Tells the programmer:
"They called me to find out what happened to the computer. A staff member to see, restless, constantly spinning on a chair, that's cord navertel on a chair leg. I am a mother, untangle the cord. Then he moved the computer away, jumped plug inserted and left ».
How does uravnilovka
Professor of Economics, told me once, "flunked" the whole group.
The group insisted that socialism is "working" and that no one in this case would not be poor and no one - rich. Greater alignment! The professor said, well, put the experiment in this class on the subject of socialism. All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same estimate, so no one will fail and no one will get "excellent».
After the first test scores were averaged and everyone got "good". Students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little - happy. But by the time the second control the students who studied little, doing even less, and those who studied hard decided that, too, want a freebie, so it takes a little bit ... The second indicator in the middle gave "satisfactory". Nobody was happy.
When it passed the third control, the average came "unsatisfactory».
The result has not improved, because quarrels, accusations, curses led to hostile relations and no one was going to study for others.
Somehow to me went into the yard dog ...
Somehow to me went into the courtyard an old tired dog. Judging by the collar and fattened paunch, he was home and well taken care of him. The dog quietly approached me and I patted him on the nape. He trotted behind me and went into the house. Slowly crossed the hall, curled up in a corner of the living room and fell asleep. An hour later, he got up and walked to the door. I released it.
The next day he was back in my backyard, "hello" to me, went back into the house, took the same corner in the living room, and again slept for about an hour. This went on for several weeks. I was curious, and I pinned a note to his collar: "I would like to know who the owner of this remarkable cute doggie, and did you know that almost every day he comes to my house to sleep?»
The next day, the dog came from the other a note pinned to the collar: "He lives in a house with six children, with two of the three years is not even true. He's just trying to sleep. Can I have with it will come tomorrow, too? »
Chance to have kazhdogo
This ad read: "For sale villa by the sea, 3 floors. With a swimming pool and garden. Cost - $ 1 ».
- Brad! - I growled and threw a homeless newspaper. Walking from house to house in search of food, he saw an ad on a wall: "For sale villa by the sea, 3 floors. With a swimming pool and garden. Cost - $ 1 ».
"Typo, or what?" - Thought homeless and went grumbling on. Out on the avenue, he noticed a huge banner: "For sale villa by the sea, 3 floors. With a swimming pool and garden. Cost - $ 1 ».
Thoughtful homeless. So it is curious what fool could write it and decided to check out. He had nothing to lose, except for the last dollar in his pocket. Arriving at the address, he saw the very same villa. Timidly rang. The door opened a beautiful woman.
- Sorry, I'm on your ad. This is not a joke?
- What do you! All right.
- It's about the cost of 1 dollar? It's so?
- Yes. $ 1. If you are interested, you can look around the house.
Excited by what he saw, he gave his last dollar and won a luxury villa. But still I decided to find out why such a low price? On the woman he smiled and said: "My husband before his death have a will, so I sold our villa and the money transferred to the account of his mistress. I can not not fulfill his last wishes ?! This ad has hung for six months, and you - the only one who responded to it. All you good. " And gone.
The moral: Everyone is given a chance! It is only necessary to believe that the impossible is possible.
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