A typical day separatists

I woke up in the morning breakaway bed with the separatist mood. Brush your teeth and separatist hung around his neck a necklace of teeth innocent Bandera. He drank a cup of coffee Moscow Coffee on equal footing, and went to work on a personal tank. At work, he passed secret information about the Ukrainian Army in the Federal Security Service, did a couple of dozen Molotov cocktails and brushed his separatist machine. At lunchtime ate burgers from Bandera children and brutally beat boredom minor pioneer of the right sector, which collected dandelions on the playground. Rest of the day preparing a needle nail supporters of Unified Ukraine. On the way home a couple painted on the fence of St. George ribbons, hung the flag of Russia, previously abused a flag of Ukraine in the perverted form. Svidomo beat a couple of Ukrainians stand in line for free soup, shouting "banderyaku on Kolyako" and slipped into the tank Ukrainian sugar tank. Near the house crushed sprouts Ukrainian Square and Jednosci. I looked on TV Victory Parade, kissed a portrait of Putin, prayed at the portrait of Stalin and went to bed. Normal separatist day.
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