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A woman comes to the doctor to find out the results of a pregnancy test.
 The doctor tells her the good news and to learn that this is her first pregnancy, asked if she had any questions.
 - Yes, doctor, I am a little afraid of the coming pain of childbirth. As far as it can be hurt?
 - Well, their intensity varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy, so it is difficult to explain it to you.
 - Well, at least approximately!
 The doctor thought for a moment, responds:
 - Good. Take two fingers of his upper lip and pull it forward.
 - So?
 - More.
 - So?
 - A little more.
 - So?
 - Yes. You hurt so much?
 - A little bit.
 - Good. Now try to pull it back on his head.

Tractor Hare knocks and knocks him aside.
Hare sitting in yourself comes, and then approaches him and starts Bull laugh at him:
 - Oh, you with such ears - and I heard the tractor?
 - And you? With these eggs - are those horns?

Call by phone:
 - Hello, I'm on your ad ...
 - Hello, speak louder!
 - I'm on the ad !!!
 - Confirm who is ?!
 - I'm calling on ads !!!
 - According to the announcement ?!
 - YES !!!
 - By what ?!
 - With regard to hearing aid !!!
 - What machine !!!
 - Hearing !!!
 - A hearing! Already sold ...

Daily routine:
 Nokia, Colgate and Oral-bi, Gillette,
Mennen, Nescafe and Hochland, Orbit, SAAB, Compaq, Epson and Nokia, Nokia, Nokia.
 McDonald's, Coca-Cola, Orbit. Compaq, Epson and Nokia, Nokia, Nokia.
 SAAB.
 Tuborg. Tuborg. Tuborg, Tuborg, Tuborg. Nokia ... Nokia.
 Colgate and Oral-bi. Durex, Durex.