The anecdote about Moshe, who was going to make you fall with laughter!

The website tells a hilarious anecdote! The man comes over, "vote", and then taxi rides. He sits in the car and goes.
Driver:
— You're lucky! Just like Moshe.
Passenger:
— Moshe?
Passenger:
— There was a man. It always so happened, as you are now. It
You know, sometimes it does not work.
— Moyshe all turned out. He was a great athlete. Sang like an Opera baritone, danced like a Broadway star. You ought to hear how he played the piano!
— Well, well!
Memory, like a computer. Never forget to say happy birthday. Moshe was well versed in wine, always knew what dishes to order in restaurants and which fork to eat them. He could fix anything. Not what I am. Always knew how to avoid a traffic jam and where to cut. Not what I am.
— What a man.
— And he was always gallant with women inferior to them and never argued, even if he was right. Oh, Moshe-that he knew how to pleasure a woman! And how he dressed! Neat suit, polished shoes...
Just an amazing man! And where did you meet him?
Actually, I never met him.
— How do you know so much about it?
— I married his widow.

via factroom.ru