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The military part... the Smoking room. Sit 4 the Lieutenant. One offers to go to the commander to ask for leave. Got up, went.

Comes to the commander of the first:

— Comrade Colonel, Lieutenant DOE. Allow me to leave.

— Yes you che! On vacation, you say? Let's efficiency suggestion and go on vacation!

— Easy! Look at your window soldiers mow the grass. Th he oblique in one direction is waving? Give him a second braid tie, let the mowing down left and right!

— Well done! On vacation!

Comes second:

— Let's efficiency suggestion...

— Easy! Look at your window soldiers mow the grass. Th he scythe back and down waving? Let him spit to bind the forks, even just in a handful of folds!

— Well done! On vacation!

Comes third:

— Let's efficiency suggestion...

— Easy! Look at your window soldiers mow the grass. Th he scythe back and down waving, the grass into piles puts? Let's get to it, bind the cart, let immediately and takes!

— Well done! On vacation!

Comes the fourth:

— Let's efficiency suggestion...

I do not know.

— Well-u-u-u... So go think. Come up — come!

It turns out the Lieutenant on the porch, nervously lights a cigarette, stands, turnips purses.

And then it comes to him soldiers. With this thing in the hands tied to the cart, all sweaty, exhausted. And viciously so, asked the Lieutenant:

— Che, comrade Lieutenant, on vacation want?!

— Yes, but...

And efficiency suggestion can not come up with?!

— Yes, but...

— FARO ON MY FOREHEAD HANG!!! FARO!!! THAT NIGHT SQUINTING!!!

via factroom.ru