Nenapryazhnye jokes

Sit in a cafe three exemplary Catholic cup of coffee and talk.
 The first says:
 - This is my son - is the pastor. Parishioners are turning to him, "Father» ...
 Second:
 - Just think, my son - Cardinal ... and he is addressed "Your Eminence» ...
 Third modestly silent. The first two, smiling mischievously:
 - What, and say there is nothing? ..
 Third:
 - Well, why not ... My son - two-meter handsome, muscular, blond ... he is involved in a strip show.
When appears on the scene, all the women in unison shouted: "Oh my God !!!»

Army. Story recruits. Ensign polls newcomers:
 Prapor: Surname, education?
Private: Sidorov, seven classes!
 Prapor: Maladtsa, Sidorov! Next, surname, education?
 Private: Rabinovich, Moscow State University.
 Prapor: What is that ???
 Private: Moscow State University.
 Prapor: Well, what are you mychish writing, then at least you know how?

The company has released a new Gillette razor Gillette 4 Super Shave specifically for residents of the Caucasian republics.
 Its distinguishing feature is the presence of four blades: the first, second and third extremely gently but carefully shave off bristles, but the fourth shaves bristles that managed to grow after the first blade.