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Nenapryazhnye jokes
Sit in a cafe three exemplary Catholic cup of coffee and talk.
The first says:
- This is my son - is the pastor. Parishioners are turning to him, "Father» ...
Second:
- Just think, my son - Cardinal ... and he is addressed "Your Eminence» ...
Third modestly silent. The first two, smiling mischievously:
- What, and say there is nothing? ..
Third:
- Well, why not ... My son - two-meter handsome, muscular, blond ... he is involved in a strip show.
When appears on the scene, all the women in unison shouted: "Oh my God !!!»
Army. Story recruits. Ensign polls newcomers:
Prapor: Surname, education?
Private: Sidorov, seven classes!
Prapor: Maladtsa, Sidorov! Next, surname, education?
Private: Rabinovich, Moscow State University.
Prapor: What is that ???
Private: Moscow State University.
Prapor: Well, what are you mychish writing, then at least you know how?
The company has released a new Gillette razor Gillette 4 Super Shave specifically for residents of the Caucasian republics.
Its distinguishing feature is the presence of four blades: the first, second and third extremely gently but carefully shave off bristles, but the fourth shaves bristles that managed to grow after the first blade.
The first says:
- This is my son - is the pastor. Parishioners are turning to him, "Father» ...
Second:
- Just think, my son - Cardinal ... and he is addressed "Your Eminence» ...
Third modestly silent. The first two, smiling mischievously:
- What, and say there is nothing? ..
Third:
- Well, why not ... My son - two-meter handsome, muscular, blond ... he is involved in a strip show.
When appears on the scene, all the women in unison shouted: "Oh my God !!!»
Army. Story recruits. Ensign polls newcomers:
Prapor: Surname, education?
Private: Sidorov, seven classes!
Prapor: Maladtsa, Sidorov! Next, surname, education?
Private: Rabinovich, Moscow State University.
Prapor: What is that ???
Private: Moscow State University.
Prapor: Well, what are you mychish writing, then at least you know how?
The company has released a new Gillette razor Gillette 4 Super Shave specifically for residents of the Caucasian republics.
Its distinguishing feature is the presence of four blades: the first, second and third extremely gently but carefully shave off bristles, but the fourth shaves bristles that managed to grow after the first blade.
