Little son to the father came
And she said pipsqueak:
- Right now would be a woman well ...
- Yes, my son, not bad.
As I see Marinka
The heart beats on his pants!
If you want to be a soldier,
Dean cursed obscenities.
Russian tourist resorts in the gendarmerie.
- There you have sex under the bridge!
- You know, this is France, loose morals.
- Yes, but with the body ?!
The police run away and in 5 minutes:
- Do not worry, sir, it is not the body, is an Englishwoman.
- Well, here are children, and you on the Gates!
Two hard workers are sitting in the lobby of a large office, have a smoke like an hour.
They fit guy in a suit.
- Why can not I?
They told him:
- Who are you?
- I am a top manager of the company!
- Top manager? - Well, from here and stomp fuck!
Alcohol certainly has, and remote action. Example:
I bought a bottle of vodka, has not drunk, and the mood has improved ...
Why the plane fell in Greece?
All overeat toffee Meller!
- Honey, where have you been?
- You fucked.
- Strangely, T-shirt is dry and does not smell.
- And you look at her!