Serving delicious spring "pies" and "powders"









"Patty" (aka "perashki") - a sample depth of thought without any pathos and tediousness. In brief, clear, funny and in exactly 34 syllables. And no punctuation, capitalization, and rhymes.
Typically, users are divided into those who refuse to understand "Pirozhkov" poetry, and those who are always happy to receive the "additives" rhymes. It is for the second category Website has collected the best poems-cakes.





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I'm thirty years old and it means
that will soon be sixty
then one hundred twenty-two hundred and forty
Well, in general, still live so live





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this is a dress for
Goodbye and that on corporate
and the remaining thirty-eight
cry for nothing to wear





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Now our
belfry service for you who called
for whom the call and can also
Change the ringtone





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all over said
Plumber I lay down and curled Kalach
and I hold hands
mixer looking for relevant words





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irreplaceable loss carried our friendly staff
we are lost chief
He dismissed us all to heram





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Well that's all said Shainskiy
frog ate smith
and who Oksana slippers
from St. Petersburg will bring







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then Desdemona suddenly sneezed
Othello was not expecting this
but be healed with words
but it dodushil





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Love at first sought to
Prince Then a rich merchant
then at least the Pope
children Now the one who will give the water





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you are young energetic fashionable
all gadgets and social networks
and I'm one of those people who touched
shoe
loaves spoon




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love yourself telling me
mom insists psychologist husband insists
and I answered it is not necessary to bring down
its work on me





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When Elijah was born
doctors said the hero
They took away the sword took
armor swaddle and left





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now think about the good
I prevented boots
I have not bought
in a large smart boutique





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a huge and terrifying avalanche
sweeping walls and people
as the apocalypse is carried
the dining room a fourth BE





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in column
sources of income Oleg put
robbery he said the tax
Ms. Shea's not writing through





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sitting in touch and read
recipes for the best chefs
but the store buying
bread dumplings and mayonnaise





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zipper or tear Gennady
and I hate to train
It is broken and the jacket
I take off over his head





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I woke up at once dressed
at home do not go naked
I saw a fallen branch
two sparrows nervous





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night flies by
YouTube in games and movies
and in the morning you know
that there is no place to sleep at work





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I walked along the wet asphalt
when a man
He stopped me
words See this same spring





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almost fell asleep and there is
that just does not bring the Lord
and in the morning I stood watch here too
God forgive continuous





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Five math
sadly informs
son I give him five thousand to bribe
so as not expelled goat







«Powders" Over time, the classic "pie" appeared diverse followers and branches. The most famous - "poems powders", rhyming quatrains with the even lines and the short ending. Last two-syllable line - the main feature of "powder", it helps to create a witty miniature with unexpected outcome
. We have collected for you the most interesting and fresh
«powders».


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I'm not the type that like slugs
stuck to their wives and homes
I'm free for the wolf rebel
life yes mam?





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goal-thirds of a person's life
Free food and sleep
not yet fully learned
clear





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I ask marital debt
and you're pretending that you sleep
through snoring mumbling yes are numbered
Well its





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Kurt was not cool at first
quite normal kid growing up
Then I started vykobeyni
Vatsa





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miser pays twice known
I wondered why
I do not go to work
him





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Nietzsche said God is dead
and it all came together after the facts
he added almost inaudibly
Choi alive





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I am a businessman, you businesswoman
we are alien burden
passions let's just do business
children





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broke into the house
saxophonist Thief opens
mezzanine and then sliced ​​to la mi
F G





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I met with a bird of happiness
and both had a surprise
she flew in my window
I'm from





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I immediately thought feminine
Well, death with a scythe and wearing a raincoat
on the life of something wearing
at all?





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this chest you Oksana
like Venus sees God
with such you do not need any hand
or legs





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like a horse said Zoya
Oleg flushed well and then
and began to lovingly stroke
coat





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I thought that he was on the kitchen
bake pancakes with dried apricots
as well as the week he went
to another





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Two car navigator
joined between themselves in dispute
in two different places boldly sent
driver





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Friends interrupt briefly

digestive process we have bad results
of SES





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Arkady was so engrossed in running
only in the sixth round
he remembered should be there to push off
sixth













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