"Sadistic poems" Bashny.Net

I invite you to remember such a genre yard poetry as sadistic or "black" poems. It was very popular in the 80s among the kids.
"The little boy found a gun / walking on the roof / I climbed a cherry / the elevator ride ..." - in short, more difficult to call than memorable little boy does not hold. What all this usually ends, we remember from childhood. Undoubtedly, one of the brightest pre-internet memes and the main genres of school folklore of all time is "sadistic poems," also known as "sadistic ditties," "sadistic verses", "sadyushki" etc. Despite the fact that during the 90s the genre lost popularity, "poems" continue to live and spread, including via the Internet. According to some estimates, the total number of plots close to four hundred. Poems are quatrains with the rhyming lines in pairs (rarely dvuhstishiya), which describes the death or injury the main character, with usually a result of a technogenic impact.
Little boy walking on a construction site,
Behind him rode dump.
There was not a cry, not a groan,
Only the boots sticking out of the concrete.

Little boy walking on a construction site,
The barrel of petrol accidentally hit.
He began to choke, stuck his nose
Dobrenky uncle brought his match! Long laughed happy mother -
Sonny the crematorium do not have to take!

Little boy walking on a construction site,
The empty barrel accidentally hit.
Top plate fell three hundred tons,
And get "Breakfast tourist".

Little boy walking on a construction site
Good worker watched him.
Scrap whistled like a spear Chingachgook,
Nope grandmother cute grandson.

The little boy fell from the balcony,
Soon the bottom of his cry broke.
My grandmother rushed into the room doe ...
No, he has not touched a pot of geraniums!

The little boy blew the snake.
In the sky above them was flying the helicopter.
Lesko shakes turbine shaft ...
Boy as a "stinger" in the MI-8 hit!

Ninth floor, a narrow ledge,
Little boy breaks down!
Bottom looks surprised mother -
No, the boy learns to fly!

Not long tormented old
In the high-voltage wires,
Her charred carcass
Timurovtsi found in the bushes.

The boy asked: "Give me, my mother, sweet!»
Mom said: "Sun finger in the socket!»
Long laughed at a joke guests
Watching children smoldering bones

I asked an electrician Petrov:
"Why did you put a wire around his neck?»
Nothing Petrov does not respond,
Only the wind shakes his dead body.

The little boy found a machine.
Small feet, he pressed his butt.
Small hand he pressed the trigger,
With a squeal pierced the ceiling brains

The little boy found a gun,
More in the village no one lives.

Masha grenade found on the pitch,
What is Dad? - She asked
Dern ring - Dad said.
Long bow flew over the field.

Girl Masha looking for raspberries,
Leg she stepped on a mine.
How long will I be in a dream
Those blue eyes on a pine

Boy of pear on the tree climbed,
The guard Groin pulls out his shotgun:
You can hear a shot, a desperate cry ...
"Forty-two" - the old man smiled.
Another variant endings:
... A shot rang out, the guard fell:
Behind the boy's father was covering.

Boys in the Indians played
The girls in a field of flowers collected
Masha bent - ass ax
Aptly throws Indian Yegor

The little boy found a razor
With a razor, that he came to the Pope
Dad said, "harmonica!»
Wider and wider smile crumbs.

Little boy bought a kimono,
Many techniques he saw in the movie,
With a cry of "cue" and kicked,
Daddy's egg glass in boots,
The Pope said the same blow,
The boy found the eggs under the couch.

Little boy kompotik cooked,
Instead of a lemon - I put pineapple,
Sister wanted to try foam -
Long brains tore off from the wall.

The little boy was walking along the tracks,
Near the handle holding little sister.
Quickly rushed Express from Siberia:
There were two of them - was four.

Fast train Tbilisi-Baku,
Doors pinned head off peasant.
The train moved off, the man ran,
For a long time I look to see him off ...

The little boy was swimming in the bath,
Swim, dive, water drenched.
Mom crept, skirt rustling:
Fuck a stool - and no baby.

Little boy on the Nile sailed
Behind him a crocodile swam
Long-old man groaned crocodile
In the ass stuck pioneer icon

Little boy on a piece of ice floated,
Behind him icebreaker basement.
Nope it is gratifying image in the world:
On the left half of the Petit and the right half-Petit!

The little boy reached into the refrigerator,
Little feet hit the switch.
Quickly frozen snot nose.
No, he does not eat up your sausage

The girl found in the pineapple.
It appeared to be a fascist bomb.
Knife took, wanted to eat ...
Ass found six kilometers away.

Children playing in the basement of the Gestapo,
Brutally tortured plumber Potapov.
Potapov not say Potapov silent:
Wrench between the ribs sticking out.

Asterisks in a pile, in a series of pits
Tram moved Oktyabryata squad.

Red tie hover over the public garden:
The bomb hit the Palace of Pioneers.

Two lovers were in the Rye
Quietly standing at the combine boundaries
Quiet wound quietly went ...
Someone in a loaf floor dick found

Pope to work slyamzili grenade,
To show her son Ignat.
Boy grenade hidden in a furnace ...
Dad will not survive, no matter how Lechi.

Head teacher caught repetition Vasya,
By the wall with nails nailed it in the classroom.
As soon anatomy lesson - the teacher will have an exhibit.

Red Square, the green trees.
Misha had three broken tree needles.
Black Volga raced rustling - The mother did not live to see the baby home




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