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Two friends talking:
 - I slept with your wife and she get pregnant, because it means we're related?
 - No, we're even now ...

Karabas Barabas Theater Went on tour in Africa. On hot outside, hunting swim. They came to the river, but everyone is afraid to enter the water. Pinocchio asked:
 - What are you afraid?
All:
 - There is full of crocodiles!
 - And I do not care crocodiles!
After a tour of Africa arrived in Bobruisk. The crowd immediately ran to the river, swimming, having fun. One Pinocchio sitting on the beach. All:
 - Pinocchio, you che ?? Jump into the water, there is no crocodiles !!!
Pinocchio:
 - But full of beavers !!!

Owner:
 - You put the mushrooms?
Guest:
 - No, thanks, I love to collect mushrooms only!
Owner:
 - As you wish! Can the floor and scatter

The officer asked the soldier why he joined the army.
Rookie decided to answer honestly:
 - Firstly, I want to defend their homeland. Secondly, the service will make me stronger. Thirdly, nobody asked me.

Why is our government can not pass a law against spam?
Because of this, they must first clarify - what is spam, and then - what is e-mail, and, finally, what is the computer.

Sexual adolescence, puberty, sexual senility - the path from ignorance to nevvedeniyu.

 - Man! Are you where you're going! This is the ladies' room. Yes, even with a sheepdog.
 - She's my girl. The men go to the toilet shy.

Two junkies out with hemp field. One horrified to shy away from the cochlea.
 - You Th, bro ?? - Asks the other.
 - Zadolbala Yes, damn it, the whole day running around after me !!!

December 31, 1999. EBN announcing his resignation: I'm tired, I'm leaving.
But I'm not leaving because I respect your other colleagues. But you are here
leave. I said, got up and left!

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