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In the town in the Wild West comes the traveler. The city is empty - no soul.
 The traveler walks into a bar and the bartender is there.
 - What happened? Why is no one?
 - All gone snitch Cardboard Joe.
 - And why it is called cardboard?
 - Because he has a cardboard hat, jacket cardboard, cardboard holster gun cardboard, cardboard belt, socks cardboard, cardboard pants, shorts cardboard, cardboard boots. He rides a cardboard horse that drinks water from a cardboard bucket ...
 - And why it went snitch?
 - Yes, he's just here to rustle Jam !!!

"Planting! Planting !!! "- shouted excitedly flushed squirrel.
 But the hedgehog did not like the hustle and planted logging site Konopelko slowly and thoroughly, as always.

Comes in a gay tattoo parlor:
 - You know, I love my young man Boria! Vytatuiruyte my left buttocks shaped as letters «B»!
 comes again in 2 days:
 - You know, I love my young man Boria! Vytatuiruyte me on the right buttocks shaped as letters «B»!
 vozvraschaetstsa home. Home - Borja. night of love, Boris tilts his friend ... (furious):
 - Bean?! What's more, Bob ?!