Relatives :)))

My colleague had the misfortune to take relatives from Central Asia.
 Knowing the natural talkativeness guests and fearing giant accounts colleague home phone disconnected and put away the device.
 Relatives dismounted from the ass, really wanted to know: What atkude mozhna pzvanit? Xozyain said that a machine gun on the street.
 After a year, he shied away from its neighbors, as caught on itself mocking eyes and heard endless asalyamalenko.
 And what's he done? Just the fact that nedouchel features of life in the village.
 Yes, his family knew how the phone looks - tsiferki, buttons. In the village at the post office this is.
 Something like that they found at the bottom of the whole day, until the owner was not at home, recruited on the intercom and all eight were amazed that not only in their homeland with the connection hrenovato.
 Well, the last day of their stay, guests have decided to bring pleasure to the owner - a real cook mutton kebabs. No sooner said than done!
 Bought meat, cut down a tree and lit a small fire in the bathroom. Hood, thank God, did not disappoint, smoke was moderate, but the plastic tub, cursed, did not make a trial took so melted