Santa Claus and Sysadmin ... coincidence? Bashny.Net

1. Santa Claus beard, thick and ridiculously dressed
2. When you ask for something from Santa Claus, the chances of getting it vanish
3. Grandfather Frost is rarely answers the mail
4. When you ask Santa Claus, where he takes all that he has, he says, "It's a miracle ...»
5. Santa Claus does not care about timing your projects
6. Your parents ascribed supernatural powers to Santa Claus, but doing it all yourself.
7. No one knows to whom Santa Claus is responsible for their actions
8. Santa Claus TOO lot of laughs.
9. Santa Claus does not hesitate to break into your $ HOME
10. Only crazy bad speaks about Santa Claus in his presence
11. Santa Claus has to do all the work, when there are no users.
12. He had to work even in the official weekend
13. He argues that it is unique, but you will often come across the same ... as it
14. Users of the incredible number of unreasonable requests, but in the end, all they need is a new toy
15. Somehow, somewhere inexplicably ... he found a wife such as he.
16. Where people do not believe in, be sure there is someone who does the same thing, only his name was different
17. People are just not enough to see the results of his work. They keep pestering questions about how he manages to do it. They are not satisfied with the answer that it's magic.
18. Even non-believers are praying that he would come.
19. He is the only one who laughs at his own jokes
20. He will never find another job; his resume is too specific.
21. In order to do his job, he had to climb into the narrow and dirty place ... even if it is dressed in a nice suit
22. And finally ... even if his work is largely immaterial, the world is getting better because of his presence.



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