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About hamster
Sometimes I earn additionally guided tours around New York. But some on Wall Street, as we know, is a bronze bull - a symbol of America's economic recovery and financial good fortune of its people.
This is thanks to the bull with one group, we talked about the monuments of different animals. Remembered horse Makendonskogo, Pavlov's dogs, anyone else.
And then one uncle said:
- And we have a monument in Rybinsk hamster.
In fact, I do not remember what city he called, may not Rybinsk and Kozelsk or Serpukhov, does not matter.
All, of course, surprised as well - a monument to the hamster? And uncle told this amazing story.
One guy from this Rybinsk-Kozelsk, Andrew, settled in Moscow.
Finished Fiztech, married, gave birth to a daughter. When came the restructuring, without hesitation spat on the thesis he organized a cooperative, then another, rented a gas station, bought it, bought another.
Money flowed, bought an apartment on Smolenka wife - a bunch of trinkets with diamonds, diamonds she loved yourself - Mastiff puppy, daughter also bought zverushku - hamster.
Chomiak appeared healthy, with a good rat, but a fool. And only he knew how to sleep, eat, and that whatever is handy to haul in the mouth.
Somehow he got a clothesline, so all three of them almost died with laughter not looking, he stuffed her cheeks. Then he measured the - a meter pushed.
They lived so fared. Meanwhile in Moscow, began the redistribution of property.
Cooperators have survived. Came purely concrete guys began to dress, one of them clearer and more specific. We put a lot of people.
And in the middle of these fights - Andrei with his gas station, never clean and not a concrete, living happily ever after, and most importantly, such a bastard, is making good.
He again hinted in an amicable way, the other - does not understand. Tax didst send, did a couple of searches in the office - to no avail, everything is clean, no reproach. Well, we decided differently.
Andrew sat with my wife in the evening, watched TV, my daughter was playing with the mastiff, the hamster on the table walked.
Suddenly a call warrant - Tumble ten carcasses in camouflage and masks, with guns. We walked in a businesslike way through the rooms, dumped items from the cabinets to the floor, money and jewelry - on the table.
The puppy ran to protect the owners - he was immediately shot. Specific guys. Could and people as well, but nothing happened. Dali sign-State - to the firm, for an apartment and all the property. Chief Andrew says:
- Well you have kind of Rybinsk? That wali in his Rybinsk not shine. Will be in Moscow or call someone - all dead.
They put them out of the apartment in what was. Obuchi, however, allowed. Docha, silly, rushed to the hamster, the chief waved his hand: Come, they say, let the picks.
December was already. However, warm. Moon. Snow falls. Andrew tracksuit wife in jeans and a sweater, blouse and daughter in tights.
In the pockets - a pack of cigarettes, two dollar fines and the hamster. Okay, we got the train to Rybinsk, and then what? The parents died long ago.
Friends who are not drunk, have parted. The entire kin - a cousin with her husband, an alcoholic. A roof over your head is, and under the roof all on drink. From reserves - only potatoes and bread to buy any more on that.
His wife, by the way, in the position it needs vitamins, and someday, when everything will be fine, but right now.
Andrew is sitting with her sister in the kitchen, drinking tea empty. For the tenth time this way and that are assessing - damn good front. He looks at hamster Behold someone good. Cheeks filled so that from behind to see, and the more he does not need anything.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, my friend, but what are you filled his cheeks? We're with you in Moscow were not fed, not before it. Open a minute mouth, a citizen, show that you have there.
In general, while there was a search and hamster sitting on a table next to a mountain of jewels, he did not waste time in vain. He pushed into cheek pouches two bracelets, a pendant and a pair of earrings. All diamond.
And, like a real jeweler, I chose the largest. Apparently, he took them for nuts and nuts, as well as diamonds, bigger is better. As clasps his cheeks did not break - is unclear.
Then they went to a completely different life.
The next day, they sold the smallest pebble - enough for a decent apartment and removed, and vitamins buy, and dress up, and grease whom it is necessary that the documents recovered.
And the rest of Andrew unwound by the usual scheme: Stand - still stand - the restoration of the church - a gas station - enough, perhaps. He'd probably scratch and unwind, a talented man, but not so fast.
Five years he saved the hamster exactly. After a certain number of the time thinking about revenge, but it turned out to take revenge on no one: none of his attackers did not survive, who is in prison, who on the run, who in the grave, in Moscow for different people refueled, panymaesh, huh? < br />
Hamster in a couple of years after the return to Rybinsk died of old age, in spite of selective food and the best efforts of veterinarians.
Andrei had already been a cottage in the center of Rybinsk, small, but with a garden.
In the garden he placed the monument hamster, bronze, honor for the honor.
He still stands there as a symbol of the economic miracle and the revival of the Russian hinterland.
Philemon Duper
This is thanks to the bull with one group, we talked about the monuments of different animals. Remembered horse Makendonskogo, Pavlov's dogs, anyone else.
And then one uncle said:
- And we have a monument in Rybinsk hamster.
In fact, I do not remember what city he called, may not Rybinsk and Kozelsk or Serpukhov, does not matter.
All, of course, surprised as well - a monument to the hamster? And uncle told this amazing story.
One guy from this Rybinsk-Kozelsk, Andrew, settled in Moscow.
Finished Fiztech, married, gave birth to a daughter. When came the restructuring, without hesitation spat on the thesis he organized a cooperative, then another, rented a gas station, bought it, bought another.
Money flowed, bought an apartment on Smolenka wife - a bunch of trinkets with diamonds, diamonds she loved yourself - Mastiff puppy, daughter also bought zverushku - hamster.
Chomiak appeared healthy, with a good rat, but a fool. And only he knew how to sleep, eat, and that whatever is handy to haul in the mouth.
Somehow he got a clothesline, so all three of them almost died with laughter not looking, he stuffed her cheeks. Then he measured the - a meter pushed.
They lived so fared. Meanwhile in Moscow, began the redistribution of property.
Cooperators have survived. Came purely concrete guys began to dress, one of them clearer and more specific. We put a lot of people.
And in the middle of these fights - Andrei with his gas station, never clean and not a concrete, living happily ever after, and most importantly, such a bastard, is making good.
He again hinted in an amicable way, the other - does not understand. Tax didst send, did a couple of searches in the office - to no avail, everything is clean, no reproach. Well, we decided differently.
Andrew sat with my wife in the evening, watched TV, my daughter was playing with the mastiff, the hamster on the table walked.
Suddenly a call warrant - Tumble ten carcasses in camouflage and masks, with guns. We walked in a businesslike way through the rooms, dumped items from the cabinets to the floor, money and jewelry - on the table.
The puppy ran to protect the owners - he was immediately shot. Specific guys. Could and people as well, but nothing happened. Dali sign-State - to the firm, for an apartment and all the property. Chief Andrew says:
- Well you have kind of Rybinsk? That wali in his Rybinsk not shine. Will be in Moscow or call someone - all dead.
They put them out of the apartment in what was. Obuchi, however, allowed. Docha, silly, rushed to the hamster, the chief waved his hand: Come, they say, let the picks.
December was already. However, warm. Moon. Snow falls. Andrew tracksuit wife in jeans and a sweater, blouse and daughter in tights.
In the pockets - a pack of cigarettes, two dollar fines and the hamster. Okay, we got the train to Rybinsk, and then what? The parents died long ago.
Friends who are not drunk, have parted. The entire kin - a cousin with her husband, an alcoholic. A roof over your head is, and under the roof all on drink. From reserves - only potatoes and bread to buy any more on that.
His wife, by the way, in the position it needs vitamins, and someday, when everything will be fine, but right now.
Andrew is sitting with her sister in the kitchen, drinking tea empty. For the tenth time this way and that are assessing - damn good front. He looks at hamster Behold someone good. Cheeks filled so that from behind to see, and the more he does not need anything.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, my friend, but what are you filled his cheeks? We're with you in Moscow were not fed, not before it. Open a minute mouth, a citizen, show that you have there.
In general, while there was a search and hamster sitting on a table next to a mountain of jewels, he did not waste time in vain. He pushed into cheek pouches two bracelets, a pendant and a pair of earrings. All diamond.
And, like a real jeweler, I chose the largest. Apparently, he took them for nuts and nuts, as well as diamonds, bigger is better. As clasps his cheeks did not break - is unclear.
Then they went to a completely different life.
The next day, they sold the smallest pebble - enough for a decent apartment and removed, and vitamins buy, and dress up, and grease whom it is necessary that the documents recovered.
And the rest of Andrew unwound by the usual scheme: Stand - still stand - the restoration of the church - a gas station - enough, perhaps. He'd probably scratch and unwind, a talented man, but not so fast.
Five years he saved the hamster exactly. After a certain number of the time thinking about revenge, but it turned out to take revenge on no one: none of his attackers did not survive, who is in prison, who on the run, who in the grave, in Moscow for different people refueled, panymaesh, huh? < br />
Hamster in a couple of years after the return to Rybinsk died of old age, in spite of selective food and the best efforts of veterinarians.
Andrei had already been a cottage in the center of Rybinsk, small, but with a garden.
In the garden he placed the monument hamster, bronze, honor for the honor.
He still stands there as a symbol of the economic miracle and the revival of the Russian hinterland.
Philemon Duper
