Typical scenarios radio advertising Bashny.Net

All the clips look like this:

A. Information:
 In the courtyard of the summer, and we have here such here poeben - most of all poeben poebenistaya.
 Address, telephone.
 Yes, most poebenistaya. Shit will.
 Phone again.
B. Game:
 1 - Hello!
 2 - Hello!
 1 - A yard in the summer!
 2 - Similarly, it is summer! Have you already bought this poeben?
 1 - No, nah?
 2 - Yes, you goof! This same poebenistaya poeben of all poeben!
 Vpilivaetsya pleasant female voice - yes, that's for sure. And here is the phone.
 1 - A and nature! Robust poeben!
 A pleasant female voice. - Once the phone for morons.

B '. Game, but torn. The so-called "festival»
 1 - Hello!
 2 - Hello!
 1 - A yard in the summer!
 2 - Similarly, it is summer!
 1 - Zaebatoe, I must say, the summer!
 2 - Similarly, zaebatoe!
 [so five times]
 Vpilivaetsya pleasant female voice - Jam with your summer. Buy the best poeben.
 1 - I say - le something !!!
 A pleasant female voice. - I say - in e-Ben.

B. Musical.
 (to the tune of the Carrousel)
 Poeben, poeben, poeben, poeben, buy our poebe-Shade!
 Address fucking here is a phone like this, all of our hot poeben th!
 A pleasant female voice: Yeah. Exactly.
Mr. Brilliant-masterpiece
 [You can hear what some sound garbage. ]
 Do you think that this kind of a sound garbage? No! This - our poeben!
 [Audience laughter]
 [Again, sound garbage]
 Phone.

Various combinations.
 For example, advertisers are very fond of combinations of A and B:
 In the courtyard of the summer, and we have here such here poeben - most of all poeben poebenistaya.
 Address, telephone.
 (Chorus, bumping out of the corner, to the tune of the Carrousel)
 Poeben, poeben, poeben, poeben, buy our poebe-Shade!
 Phone again.

If you really perverted, then Mauger combine A, B and C, and it is possible that the result will be D:
 1 - Hello!
 2 - Hello!
 1 - A yard in the summer!
 2 - Similarly, it is summer!
 A pleasant male voice: - And our poeben has another priebotsiya and two nehuёviny! And if you buy four of our poeben, then you get one poebotsiyu free!
 (Chorus: to the tune of the Carrousel)
 Poeben, poeben, poeben, poeben, buy our poebe-Shade!
 1 - And the yard is still summer!
 Phone.

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