Tips employees on the proper use of valuable time System Adminis Bashny.Net

- Never write down error messages. Simply click "OK" or restart the computer. SysAdmin likes to guess what was the error message.

 - When talking about your computer, use terms such as "box" and "Stuck."

 - When you get in the mail EXE-file, open it immediately. CisAdmin love from time to time to make sure that the antivirus software are working properly.

 - When the SysAdmin says that now comes, log out and go for coffee. For it is not a problem to remember your password.

 - When sending someone a document by mail, do not even think what software the recipient.

 - When you call a sysadmin, he moved to your computer, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, dried flowers and promotional calendars. There is no system administrator of his life, and he finds her, grabbing your fleeting picture.

 - When the SysAdmin sends you mail, labeled as "very important" or "Take Action", immediately remove it. He probably just testing a new feature mailer.

 - When the SysAdmin at lunch or in the dining room, sign and empty it all the problems and expect immediate response. SysAdmin exists only to serve and are always ready to think about fixing computers.

 - When the SysAdmin comes a drink of water, or walking on the street, find him and ask a question about computers. The sole purpose of his walks - look for those employees who do not have e-mail or phone.

 - Send urgent email ALL UPPER CASE. Mail server catches it and flags for extraordinary delivery.

 - When the copier is not working, call a sysadmin. It's also electronics, is not it?

 - When your home computer says "No dial tone" call system administrators. It can even correct a problem with the phone remotely.

 - When your home PC is wrong, leave it on the chair sysadmin no name, no phone, and no description of the problem. He loves a good hoax.

 - When the SysAdmin tells you to call the procedure for changing the settings, read the newspaper. SysAdmin really does not mean that you have to do something, he just likes to listen to his speech.

 - When a company offers training in connection with the operating system upgrade, do not bother visiting. SysAdmin is always there to help.

 - When the printer does not print, send the print job again at least 20 times. Print jobs often disappear into space for no reason.

 - When the printer still does not print after 20 tries, send the job to all printers office. One has to work.

 - Do not use the certificate. Help for those who does not think, does not it?

 - If you attend night classes in computer science, feel free to demonstrate your fledgling expertise by updating the network drivers themselves and all colleagues. SysAdmin will be grateful for the overtime when he has to stay till 2-3 o'clock in the morning, correcting it all.

 - When the SysAdmin fixing your computer at a quarter past, eat your burger with cheese in front of him. It works best when it has a slightly dizzy from hunger.

 - When the SysAdmin asks whether you are installing new programs lie. Nobody's there on your computer, do not you?

 - If the wire touches the mouse over a picture of your dog, lift the monitor and insert the wire underneath. These durable wire mice designed to withstand 20 kg of a computer monitor, supplied to them.

 - If the space bar on your keyboard does not work, reproach sysadmin that you do not buy a new one. Hell, it's not your fault that it keys under half a kilogram of dried crumbs of sandwiches, staples and big sticky drops of ketchup.

 - When you see the message "Are you sure?", Press "Yes" as soon as possible. Heck, if you were not sure you would not do, is not it?

 - It is free to say, "I do not know anything about all this computer nonsense." Sysadmin never worried when the scope of its professional competence referred to as nonsense.

 - When you need to add paper to the printer, call nerds. Change the paper - it is purely the work of serving and as Hewlett Packard, Lexmark and recommend it to mination only by certified network administrators with lots of free time.

 - When you get a 130-megabyte movie file, send it to everyone as urgent investment. We nerds full disk space and processor capacity on its new mail server specifically for such important things.

 - Do not even think about how to break up a large print job into several small. God forbid, someone steals a page from your 427-page table Excel.

 - When you meet a sysadmin in groceries on a Sunday afternoon, ask him a computer question. He works 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, even when buying in a store toilet paper and dog food.

 - If your son is a student programmer, let him come on the weekends and do his projects on your office computer. SysAdmin will be there for you when the stolen copy of Visual Basic 6.0 and upset your son kill the database Access.

 - When you bring your new home PC brand nameless nerds in the office for free repair, tell us how urgent it is to fix it so you can get back to playing EverQuest. It will take him just because the office had so much free time! Anyway, everyone knows that all he does all day - it fumbles the Internet.

 - Do not thank sysadmin. He loves all repair and getting paid for it.