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The word «allways» you about something said? Girls, lower your arms!

The boys, now it is clear why you girls do not respect - your dignity to be seen.

Soviet microprocessors - the best microprocessors in the world, has 16 feet ... and two handles - carrying.

GO: the bombing of a great danger are shards of glass, so the threat of attack crotch necessary to lay bricks.

You're lying to me, a fellow student, but I believe you.

All I had finished, wipe off the board!

It will be exactly the same about the next ...

Write to disciplinary Notebook: juggling eggs at recess.

Quietly crept silently treads clanking ...

I academies did not finish, but higher education Dadu you!

Built in the top right corner of the hall.

This is called one word: stability of solutions of differential equations.

You are old enough to talk to you about how arranged liver.

So, my young guerrillas begin questioning on the subject last.

Guys, going upside down, please, desks and chairs.

The sperm joins with the egg, and then get those handsome as you.

Vacuum pump out there ...

When Prince Vladimir, according to tradition, he died, began feuding.

Are you the first time fell from the moon?

This constant varies ...

I pity the students, but in the exam, I do not recognize myself, I'm insane!

... Like peas against the wall, in a positive sense!