I work as a sysadmin in a certain office, faced with constant stupid users. Today comes another aunt and says:
- I moved to a different computer, drag me back my password.
-?!?!? What for?
- Well, my back is not suitable.
- Enter your user name and password from the old computer, it will work.
It takes about 15 minutes:
- Nepoluchaetsya ...
- What is the name and password you enter?
- His ... (give your name and password)
-?!?! IT from the old computer ?????
- No, it's my name and a new password.
- I told you, enter your user name and password from the old computer!
- I want to make it since I'm writing and password new.
Create a new user and her new password.
- Well, in fall?
- Which system?!? I even vidovz not yet entered, says the password is incorrect!
- How do you enter a password?
- So you asked the same password Daisy!
- I have changed my mind.
- I'll be right ...
I went to the department, I write the user name and password. The system logged. I press a chord:
- What is the password you want?
- Exactly? You think well?
- Yes, I definitely will not forget.
It took somewhere 40 minutes:
- I have not loaded vindovz says the password is incorrect.
- What do you type your password?
- (Set of letters).
- I told you set 19111976!
- I changed it so that you did not know!
- Well, then why call me ???
- I forgot the new password ...
- I forgot the new password.
I reset passwords and put 123456 forbid change password.
- The password is 123456! Change you can not, do not even try!
- Thank you.
Even after about 10 minutes:
- I have almost removed all my documents!
- And they were there?
- YES! Of course! On the old computer.
- And you are now for the old computer?
- No, for a new ...
- And how do you think your mail and documents will get a new computer?
- Automatically have! I'm about to read a book!
- In which? Computer for Dummies?
- Nepomnyu, there is no such.
- Well, move your data.
Copying profile, edit, check:
- All mail on the spot?
- Yes, sort of.
- And the documents?
- A picture from the desktop?
- Yes thank you.
- From me anything should still necessary?
- Not if I call.
After an additional 15 minutes:
- I had a mailbox on mayl.ru, and now it is not. How to get there? (Calls also uebischo)
- Using prohibited Mayl.ru management.
- But ... there ... I need to work on!
- Write a letter to the!
- You or I?
- We have one guide!
- Yes, anyone! Though the director of the department early though!
- Okay ...
- Do her box zadolbala already ...
Customizable drawer in Autglyuki.
- (Speaks box)
- I do not remember ... And you do not know razve?
-!?!?! Location? I have boxes for your personal non-responsive.
- But you're a sysadmin! Make chtonit!
- Refer to the administration mayl.ru.
- What phone?
- You can do anything?
- Yes, boss bring a printout of the last sites you have visited.
Blushed like a lobster - But nobody nevidel where I go.
- So I warned all of a month ago, that is the history on the server. Who climb where you nebyli that planning meeting?
- I Was ... So you tell me the password reset?
5 minutes, the boss calls:
- To restore this fucked ... that password.
- I'll try, but unpledged.
- Think of something! Then report back!
Operations are usually kind and sympathetic person, but this drove him to a white knee.
I pull out your password from the old system.
- ALL?! That's it?
- Yes, thank you, and you really can see who climbs where?
- Of course!
- Can I make it so that no one knew where I go in the internet?
- It is possible, through the TRP, and leadership.
- What is the TRP?
- Deli there! ABOUT!
- Why Oh?
- This is a joke, it is impossible to do so.
- Because to use the Internet for personal reasons we DO NOT!
- Who is responsible?
- It is clear only nedaval director of information on me?
- Schego sudden?
- Well-oo-oo-oo, mneb not want to know the director.
- I'll think about it.
- Thank you.
- It's my pleasure.
I go to the boss, look, sheer Gang bang, dating sites, and other crap, if only restrictions on traffic per hour, generally have rocked movies.
- And it all works? - Asked the chief.
- HZ, mozht and running.
- Sites can limit.
- Only a fool does not say this, would get then.
I close all the XXX content and Search.
- I have the Internet does not work - again, a familiar voice.
- All or only certain sites? - All.
- What site visit?
- ... On any.
- Try www.ru
- Means and the Internet works, name the exact address of the site that nerabotet.
- ... I-I-I, no, no-I do not know ... - aunt stammered. -Here Love.mail.ru.
- What you say?
- Access denayd.
- Well, as it is translated? (My aunt worked as a translator)
- Access is denied.
- Well, then do not have permission to use this resource.
- Content is similar to dating sites, chat rooms, etc., so the server and does not let me.
- And who to ask?
- The proxy server.
- And what his phone number?
IT department slid under the table with laughter. I give you my phone Combellga. People in the department of laughs. This aunt calls the Combellga falls to the reception and asked:
- Hello, I want to talk to gospadinom Procom server!
- … It's impossible!
- Why? He is not? Or am I wrong number?
- No, it is, but I'm afraid he will not be able to answer ...
- Tell him to call me this is very urgent. - The aunt had left his position and threw tube.
- Call or later she'll call again!
Aunt department no longer sign.
So almost every day. And they say that we work ...
And we have here such an aunt had ... bookkeeper.
We gathered to give her a new computer, faster. Before that, it we do not trust and personally sat down to copy your data to a temporary computer.
- Give I will copy them myself!
- … what for?
- I do not believe
- I myself!
- ... Well ... that's here
All presses copy-paste. Everything is fine. Exit. Brings her some time later a new computer, I say it again, faster. They showed how to copy. Gone.
- I do not have all the files copied!
Look - all byte to byte converge. Show. She does not care. Not everything said and everything.
We find out why it is so decided. Okazyvatsya when she copied the files, then I sat considered fly leaves. And he says, there are fewer! Explained. Understood.
Dasadno that I have to work no fools ... but on the other hand, it is for the better ..)))
One time I was summoned to the office of directors are to turn off the computer ... ...
Turned off ... on the way from office to office for a long time giggling)))
And finally we have to work a lot prutstsa ... I go to the dressing room to push (predtualetnik ... YYYY) smoke, look at a loved one in the mirror, I notice on the mirror hefty gnats ... which circled, arrow and write "Serge" ... rassekreteli Man)) ))