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Inhabitants of the virtual world ...

Just a few years ago, only a few had internet, but now the network can go almost anywhere in the world. Because of the huge number of people "inhabiting" the World Wide Web, formed a kind of virtual world. Offered for consideration of its residents.

Member



Not possessing special knowledge, Member browse the Internet, eventually stumbling on some forum. He rarely reads the FAQ or the rules, and had no idea about any conventional notions of courtesy in the network.
In battle, Junior usually pretends helpless, sometimes accompanying this process with a loud cry.
Member rarely seeks conflict but easily loses his temper if someone touches his feelings, moreover it looks quite comical.
Most of the soldiers ignored beginner or treat him with disdain, but some, such as the evil clowns feel special pleasure mocking Rookie.

Lamer (Pioneer)



Mediocrity and mediocrity - the main characteristics of Lamer, but even they can not fully describe the stupidity of this character.
None of his statement does not contain bit of understanding of the topic. His expression did not include any humor or sparks, a drop of wisdom, but it does not stop him from active participation in the discussion.
He did not even quite unpleasant to honestly earn a ban on the forum.
Lamer, in the usual sense, is very weak warrior, but even the most valiant fighter unable to withstand a long chat with the opponent.

Exemplary Pioneer



Exemplary Pioneer is a positive and constructive fighter who leaves a message with useful information, relevant links and thus creates the desired and interesting discussions.
Exemplary Pioneer sees the Internet as a means for the exchange of information and ideas among thinking people. He never openly attacked, but (politely) criticizes senseless comments, insults and just stupid.
Exemplary Pioneer always friendly to beginners, and has the ability to ignore even the most provocative attacks.

Android



Android never gets angry and does not participate in the battles. Instead, Android is simply specifies the logical inconsistencies in the calculations of other soldiers.
Android is absolutely immune to irony and sarcasm, as well, for the insults and attacks.
For example, if someone would call Android "mindless idiot", then Android will check for signs of cretinism med.spravochniku ​​then calculate the mass of his brain by Archimedes, and reject the insult as unsound.
Computational chain of Android is not configured to process the aesthetic or spiritual information, so Android is easy to remove from the battlefield, unleashing a debate about feelings, art, metaphors, poetry, etc.

Artiste



At Artiste available unshakable belief in their talents, with which he is happy to share with others.
Frequently, it is possible to find poems in the signature. Also, often for no apparent reason, he can insert a message with his poem somewhere in the middle of the battlefield.
Artiste, needs to demonstrate its aesthetic sensitivity and cultural education can and will mention the little-known artists, poets and musicians to prove their point.
Artiste believes that the references to Antonio del Pollaiolo (1431-1498), confirms his depth of knowledge, and crush opponents. In fact, most simply find it boring and zaznaykoy.

WARNING - Artiste often suffer from serious mental disorders. Thus, despite the fact that Artiste quite easy to defeat, it is best avoided. Artiste in defeat, just as unpredictable as in victory.

Archivist



Archivist keeps and stores the latest posts and discussions that occur at the forum. Do you remember when you had a bad day, somewhere in the beginning of 1996, when you write something like that ... what should not?
Do not worry. Archivist remembered, and the message is stored in his safe and sound.
If the publication of this report will allow the Archivist to take the upper hand in the battle, a message will appear, making Archivist very effective and terrifying opponent.

BOLSHIEBUKVY



BOLSHIEBUKVY tries to compensate for the lack of rhetorical skills using large letters that are often perceived as a cry.
Of course, the use of capital letters can bring some advantages in the battle, but this technique should not be used too often.
For example, from a tactical point of view, a large number of other soldiers scream gives verbal weakness and emotional instability

Big Cat



Big Cat prefers not to fight. He enjoys peaceful surveillance of conversations on the forums, and succinctly is involved, if the mood strikes. He playfully runs for interesting topics, and occasionally uses a beginner like material for sharpening claws. Experience pleasure when stroked or pochёsyvaet, and loves to purr loudly. ATTENTION - even if you are not cheating fluffy and playful appearance. When triggered, the Big Cat reacts to the speed of light, and stands up on all four legs after any attack. Big cat often plays with his victim before inflict lethal attack

Canis



Canis Major - the aggressor, who immediately take advantage of its strength in the battle. Canis Major can be clever, persuasive, or just very angry, but in any case it is a fearless warrior who ruthlessly tearing apart even the weakest opponents.

Vypendrёzhnik



Vypendrёzhnik loves exhibit their titles and ranks before to join the fight. Even if they absolutely are irrelevant.
For example: a forum where films are discussed, and there was a conflict, it can start a conversation in such a way.
"As a PhD in atomic physics, I authoritatively declare that 'Beavis and Butthead' is an example of a new cultural paradigm»
As you wish, so and understand ...

Gramotey



Gramotey rarely brings something useful to the debate. As well, he holds a wide range of effective combat techniques.
Therefore, to get at least some advantage, he loves to point out grammatical errors and incorrect punctuation.
Other soldiers ignored literate, because of its apparent weakness

Diplomat



The diplomat involved in heated debate and battle, believing that other soldiers will appreciate and approve of his justice and balance.
Usually receive their just deserts.

Duelists



In his endless battle duelists rarely hurt others, unless any warrior stupidity ever come between them.
They may not remember because of what started the conflict, but they are equally hated each other, and the rest will be egg against his opponent.
When the rest of the soldiers finally tired of the endless quarrel between Duelists, all forum begins military action against them, or sends them to a nurse in the ban.
However, even expelled from a forum duelists often seek each other elsewhere to continue the fight.

Bully



Bully never mind a fight. It is his favorite hobby, he is ready to do it anytime, anywhere, with anyone, not even looking at the fact that in most cases turns out to be a loser he is.
After the brutal beating he will rise slowly to his feet and stumbled back into the ring.
His amazing ability to withstand a number of mallets, the logical conclusion is that he has a wealth of experience in such things.
Sometimes, out of pity nurse can stop the fight.

Evil Clown



Evil Clown never reaches into his pocket for a joke, but its share of bitter jokes contain poison.
Evil Clown usually can not tolerate the debate with a deep sense, and often interrupts a serious dialogue, inserting
Topics irrelevant, meaningless barbs and arrogant comments.
His favorite hobby - to tease and humiliate weaker warriors sharp attacks.
Not being the most powerful warrior in the case of a close defeat evil clowns trying to avoid losing

Alien



Alien instantly produces an incredibly clumsy grammar of his posts.
An alien comes to the forum with the best intentions, sometimes in order to study or practice the language, and sometimes just to discuss some important idea, which struck him.
It goes without saying that almost immediately he becomes the target of all sorts of bullies
At first foreigner is trying to get out safely with the help of his ridiculous tirades, but the torturers usually quick to get it, and then the process is popularly referred to as "fell off the chain».
Forgetting those pitiful remains of the language, which he had, he jumped on offenders with shouts like: "Thou fool, do not say stop it».
However, such attacks only make it even more vulnerable.

Taciturn



Taciturn always respond to others' posts in a word, and never edited the material, which he quotes.
Other soldiers, who do not climb into his pocket for a word, is generally considered the Silent annoying rival, because in response to the long statement, he wrote tersely: "Yeah", "No", "Niasilil", "Fuck off," etc. < br /> Although, despite the fact that Taciturn is not the strongest warrior, he is a very uvёrtliv and it actually is not possible to force on a frontal attack.
Only by a long silence, one can guess that the Silent finally gave up and walked out of the fight.

Ideologist



Most often, ideology can be classified as liberal or conservative.
Smug, ideology is convinced he is right. His views are actually a chaotic set of intellectual concepts.
If someone does not accept the views of ideology, like the truth, he falls into a state of extreme surprise and annoyance. The opposite point of view, he perceives as a mental illness that can be cured endless propaganda.
In general, conservative ideology presses on what he thinks logically and clearly, and his liberal colleague insists on a higher mental, spiritual and social perception.
Ideology is very fierce warriors, but easily predictable.

The observer



The observer does not take part in the dialogue, but he is ... He looks, he reads all messages.
Observers generally quite harmless, and his silence reflects a more natural reserve, rather than bad intentions.
If unexpected skirmishes, he will quietly observe without betraying their position.
Sometimes, no unknown motives, still pushing the Observer out of the shadows and attack. This unexpected attack is often perceived by all the warring parties as an ambush, and the other warriors counterattack observer with all their inherent ferocity.
The observer rarely continues to battle, and after a brief exchange of pleasantries again disappears from view.

Necromancer



Necromancer has the mystical ability to cause long-dead debate back to life.
After a full discussion of the topic may be for several years to rot in the archives, and return it to life has nothing to do with the current interests of the Forum, but may suddenly cry out Necromancer her back to life, scaring the other inhabitants.
Those who know monster in the life immediately recognize it, and at first it seems that he is alive and full of life ... But Necromancer skills are not enough to really breathe life into long-dead discussion.
The ghost can scare weaker soldiers or the soldiers who were injured in the recent fighting, but in fact - it is only the ghost of a ghost, and the passage of a short time, he goes back to where he had come.
Necroman Archivarius and differ from each other. Archivist digs of ancient deposits of discussions in the hope of finding information that you can use for their own purposes, the Necromancer collects outdated theme just for the sake of collecting.
Some believe that the Necromancer makes it out of the dark and terrible meaning, others believe that he simply can not do otherwise, but how are things really - no one knows.

Cast iron Baska



Cast iron Baska absolutely impenetrable for the arguments, beliefs and ideas.
In combat, cast iron Baska not move one iota from their position, no matter how hopeless this position.
Despite the fact that her attacks were repulsed, the arguments are destroyed and crushed to dust protection, cast iron Baska will repeat their tactics of warfare with an enviable constancy.

Meany



Meany compensate for their weak combat abilities that indicates the smallest defects, which often have nothing to do with the general course of the debate.
Suppose that his opponent once on the sports forum said that Zenit won 3-2 in 1892, the year, it is likely that later Meany would generate the following phrase: "3-2?!? Any fool knows that Zenit won 3-1! A man who is not so familiar with the history of football, hardly has the right to have an opinion about the subsistence level of the population of Zimbabwe. " If his opponent ignores this statement, Meany will still come back to this argument, each time the fight will not go the way he wanted.
Despite its weakness, Meany very convents and never admits defeat.

Picador



Aimed shots to force the opponent to attack the blind, while skilfully avoiding the reputation of a provocateur.
So he lures his opponent, so he took the defeat of the other, more powerful warriors.
As soon as the battle begins Picador moves to a safe distance, while not losing the willingness to adjust their victim in the case, if the battle suddenly begins to subside.
Tip: always be careful warrior notice Picador - because he rarely openly express their views, but it is somewhere near the battlefield.

Master evasions (Shnyrev)



Master evasions - clever and resourceful warrior. When feeling a strong attack, changes the direction of counter-subversive topics.
For example, if at the moment of picking your opponent calls the Masters evasions "son of a bitch", in response, he will not only demand a public apology to his mother, and will be broken to pieces the arguments of disrespectful attitude to mothers in general.

Master Kung Fu



Despite the fact that the Master of Kung Fu incredibly powerful warrior, he tries to avoid the battle.
Many weaker soldiers imagine that they are the experts of fighting, but in fact only some of them in fact those are.
Master of Kung Fu is well aware of its superiority, and therefore small provocations do not touch it. But as yet have to fight, Master of Kung Fu quickly throws the opponent is very strong and precise strokes.

The classification of each individual citizen may consist of several sub-groups! For example Vypendrёzhnik bully-BOLSHIEBUKV! And over time a resident may vary! Moving from group to group, so to speak ... evolves!

Baby Sitter (modernization)



The nurse tirelessly watching the procedure on the forums.
Despite the fact that he quickly deletes messages off topic and all meaningless chatter, it is difficult to anger or ruffle.
Rather than engage in a hot battle, it quickly cools itself the battlefield, giving the appropriate punishment and sent to ban repeat offenders.
Weak soldiers often run under the protection Nanny if the fight becomes over-chur fierce for them.

Admin



Admin is cleaner, the mayor, a security guard, a judge and even, sometimes, Doctor offline (or sheet) that can look after the wounded soldiers.
In other words, it can be characterized as a nurse on steroids.
Based on the fact that the Admin is the owner of the forum and sets the rules, it can damage virtually any other warrior.
Sometimes his efforts are valued at its true worth, but, like any other authority figure, he is also the chosen target for the Warriors, who are interested in how to turn the Forum into its own sandbox for their games.
Most Admins are fair and honest, but do not forget the idea that absolute power changes a person. If Admin is heavy pressure from purposeful opponent rare Admin does not use the "Hammer of Justice».
Flatterers and other sycophants often joined to a strong administrator, forming a defensive perimeter around it.
Thus, most of the enemies are thrown Admin to their original positions, even long before he drew attention to the Admin unleashed the military conflict.

WARNING - admin, on the right, can be regarded as the strongest warrior.

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